A scary jumpy spider crawled out of my monitor and before I could catch it it crawled back in. What if it’s breeding? What if I’m at my computer one day and lots of baby spiders come crawling out and eat me? Oh my farking doG! Eeek!

Eeek! Schpydah!

I just came across this scary quarter-sized orangey-red spider with a big fat abdomen on my bathroom floor! Red, I tell you, red! It was waiting there to eat me! Aaack!