My mom has a theory. She thinks that if all the terrorist haters on the planet wished bad karma upon all the terrorists on the plant at the same exact time, all the terrorists would drop dead in an instant. It would be cheap and quick and effective.
Um, yeah mom. Suuuuure.
But just in case, I’m going to start circulating an e-mail like all those candlelight vigil ones that are going around. Okay, at 9 PM Eastern time on Friday, picture a terrorist and try to make his head blow up with your brain waves. And for those of you across the country, that’s 8 PM Central, 7 PM Mountain, and 6 PM Pacific. Spy satellites will be focused on Osama Bin Laden’s head to see if it explodes and a picture of the head explosion will be published all in major newspapers if it happens.
Ready? Set! Ommmmm…