Haikus
October 22, 2008 / Wednesday
Wednesday Haiku
I missed my chance to
write a Tuesday haiku by
one measly minute
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October 13, 2008 / Monday
Special Monday Haiku
Angels and Airwaves
Sucky singer and lighting
I want Weezer now
Hello from San Jose State Event Center.
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February 09, 2008 / Saturday
A Burninator Haiku
Saturday night at
Belmont for Burnination
against Lady Sharks
we played pretty well
evened it up 3-to-3
with minutes to go
but then Gina scored
yet another goal. darn it!
four for her tonight
that Gina, on fire!
I kept missing by inches
almost goals don't count :(
oh, emoticons
and dashes, they are silent
final score: 3-4
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July 10, 2007 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
stomach feels better
works slow, but containment good
hurry, eat! eat more!
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May 08, 2007 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
Neck hurts. Right, now left.
Pillow too low? Work too much?
Maybe it's age, waah!
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April 03, 2007 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
crumbly grain goodness
water, boil, fluff, tastiness
don't inhale, cough cough
What am I having with my mooshi?
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December 05, 2006 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
Trying to get one in before midnight.
why so quiet here?
busy busy busyness
work and school abound
That's all you're getting from me tonight. I have a paper to write.
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October 24, 2006 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
bar end adapters
that's all i really needed
and, uh, leathers too
Oopsies.
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October 12, 2006 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
gum yut: dah haht tsee
sun bay taie, gay tseung tsee tsee
tao ha, yow dah goah
kum mahn: seung chong fun
faht moong, say sup fun joong, saeng
sun bay taie, fun goah
I'm sick, dammit!
today: sneeze a lot
blow through a bunch of Kleenex
rest a bit, repeat
last night: go to bed
dream, forty minutes, wake up
more Kleenex, repeat
Waah!
01:39 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
October 11, 2006 / Wednesday
Belated Tuesday Haiku?
Nah, I'll just link you to this shirt instead.
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October 03, 2006 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
hello there, django
nice to finally meet you
love your funky name
hate your install though
not very windows friendly
yeah, yeah, i should switch
hooray for python
no semicolons; just tabs
oh how i've missed you
04:28 PM | Geek:Haikus| Comments (0)
September 19, 2006 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
don't fergit to YARRRRR!
it's talk like a PIRATE day!
where'd me eye patch go?
I really do have an eye patch from my acid in the eye incident earlier this month. I'll have to take a commemorative picture when I get home.
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September 14, 2006 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
mmm tsee deem gai gum
mmm hai mmm hoi sum, dan hai
mut yeah doo seung gnao
ho mmm tsee tsee gay
seung toong gnoh king gai? seew sum!
mmm gum joi gong lah
I just noticed I use "tsee" three times in the haiku above. They're three different words, inflected three different ways. The first one is a high tone, and it means to know. The second one is sort of a middle tone, and it means like or similar to. The third one is a low tone, and it's part of "tsee gay", which means myself.
That probably meant nothing to most of you, but I thought it was pretty neat.
And now for the English version.
why am i like this?
not unhappy, but want to
argue everything
so not like myself
want to talk to me? careful!
i should shut up now
It's not one of my usual line-for-line translations. I couldn't get direct line translations to fit into haiku form. Same idea, though.
Off to go snark.
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September 12, 2006 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
In honor of my new Longest Ride Yet.
hooray, on two wheels
pedal pedal, don't get lost
street, trail, street street, trail
trail trail trail trail trail
uh-oh, where was the turnoff?
ran out of trail. d'oh.
not at painful as
running out of hockey rink
no crash and go boom
finally made it
delivered bacon, had snack
off to not get lost
04:40 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
July 25, 2006 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
blog feels so boring
used to be silly and stuff
what happened? got old?
got busy, perhaps
miss the random blah blah blahs
that was the whole point
tried to find a meme
nothing silly to be found
too deep, too risque
too uninteresting
wacky brain, where did you go?
come back, i miss you
10:24 AM | Haikus| Comments (3)
July 06, 2006 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
*clears throat*
kut kut kut kut kut
kut say! hay goon gwei gum hun
fun doo fun mmm doh
*pops cough drop*
cough cough cough cough cough
cough to death! throat so itchy
can't even get sleep
12:08 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
June 22, 2006 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
yum tsow. hoong bok bok.
goong see yow hap pee ow ah.
hoe tsee juey juey day.
It's been a while!
drink booze. super red.
company had happy hour.
think i'm kinda drunk.
Nothing like a little booze to get the haiku juices flowing again.
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July 19, 2005 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
spiders everywhere
killed so many last weekend
not good for karma
they're out to get me
creepy crawly on my neck
wha? that tickles! smack!
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May 17, 2005 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
boston in five days
pookie is graduating
go little sis go
can't wait for a break
elusive pause button is
finally in reach
spend time with da fam
take some pictures of bobo
see friends, meet 'bella
:)
Hey AndreaTan, where's yours?
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December 21, 2004 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
No one's posted one of these in a long time!
just spent tuesday night
redoing blog right margin
the old one bugged me
so you look over
and it looks the same to you
and you think i'm nuts
i don't dispute that
after all, i did this right
after the fork tines
09:16 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
September 17, 2004 / Friday
Very Belated Thursday Cantonese Haiku
aiya! sing kay mmm!
may see goh gum tsee gum tsee
lee pai joe mut laeh?
lee pai lahn doe say!
choah hai do, soh fah shue tsai!
fah sung jeung, laem laem
That second line is a great example of how Chinese is a tonal language. The first "gum tsee" is pronounced high; the second is pronounced low. Pronounced high, it means "this time". Pronounced low, it means "so late". Confused yet?
oh my! it's friday!
never been as late as this
doing what lately?
been a lazy ass!
i sit there, couch potato!
lick peanut butter
Okay, I don't actually have a couch. I spend my sitting hours in front of a computer, actually. Does that make me a pooter potato?
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September 10, 2004 / Friday
Yet Another Belated Thursday Haiku
dung joh saeng goh yuoot
gum mahn fahn hueh lau bing cheung
wai, hoe loy moe geen!
yau duk wahn, hoy sum!
lau lau lau, lau lay goh tau!
gum mahn fun duk hoe!
It's about returning to hockey, of course!
waited a whole month
returned to ice rink tonight
hey, long time no see!
get to play, happy!
skate skate skate, silly skater! (not quite, but I can't translate)
i'll sleep well tonight!
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September 03, 2004 / Friday
Belated Thursday Cantonese Haiku
gum mahn mmm siu sum
joe gun yeah, moe tai jue joong
aiyah! sing kay mmm!
tsam hah ahn goah joah!
mmm hai gnoh choah. sai deen loe!
mmm hung seah see dee!
And the belated translation:
tonight not careful
busy, didn't look at clock
oh no! it's friday!
blink and it's passed by
not my fault. dumb computer!
won't burn a CD!
I fear that my copy of XP has reached its half-life.
Either that, or it's eaten yet another CD-RW drive. Farrrk.
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August 26, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
gum yut moe gum toong
hoah yee sik doah gay yeung yeah
chee zet toong doe nut
shue tsai moe gum waht
yoong gnah tsiew, mmm yoong lay gnut
long hao, long long hao
You guessed it, it's about my wisdom teeth saga.
i hurt less today
i can eat a few more things
cheez-its and donuts
mashed taters less smooth
chew with teeth, not squish with tongue
swish swish gargle rinse
Spit!
06:37 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
August 24, 2004 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
this tooth thing is weird
night to morning feel like crap
midday not so bad
seven-thirty soon
can feel gums starting to throb
what will tonight bring?
shudder at the thought
more pain? more blood? more bad dreams?
hope to heal up soon
07:29 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
August 19, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
nay choah hai doe fay?
tsee seen! nay fahk gun moong ah?
geen sahm tsun hoe siew.
I figure I should do one now 'cause all I'm going to be able to think about tomorrow is how much I resemble a chipmunk, and I don't know the word for chipmunk in Cantonese.
you sit there and fly?
crazy! what are you, dreaming?
your shirt looks funny.
12:32 AM | Haikus| Comments (0)
August 17, 2004 / Tuesday
Tuesday Haiku
too many cashews
planters sweet roasts with peanuts
sat and picked them out
only peanuts left
all cashews now in tummy
not feeling so good
"you are what you eat
from your head down to your feet"
what does that make me?
U-shaped and nutty
not that nutty is new news
nutty? I say ... BuRp!
It was only a matter of time before I got sucked into Secret Weapon's Tuesday tradition.
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August 12, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
hauw tai sai. gnah toong.
joong yew dung yut goh sing kay.
lai bai say, mok gnah!
mok yoon joong toong dee!
hay mong fai dee hoe fahn sai.
sik yeah dah haw kee.
One more week!
mouth too small. teeth hurt.
i have to wait one more week.
thursday, remove teeth!
remove, then hurt more!
hope it heals up really fast.
then eat, play hockey.
Food and hockey, basics of life. Okay, so I'm missing a few things there, and I had actually started to list other necessities of life, such as sex and sleep, and then some not so necessary things, such as motorcycles and coilovers, but then I started listing other, more serious things, and decided this wasn't the forum for them.
Off to the journal I go!
09:31 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
August 05, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
yo gah tong cheuy sieu
duk gnoh day leung goh hok sahng
seen sahng moe tseen tsahn
doo hoe geah. mmm wuey
guey doe mmm dah duk haw kee.
lee gah deem fay laeh?
Sad news from the the world of HR benefits this week:
yoga class cancelled
only two students signed up
no bling for teacher
i guess it's good. won't
be so tired that i can't skate.
but how will i fly?
Yes, fly. And I don't mean on the ice.
I mean this.
11:27 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
July 30, 2004 / Friday
45 Minutes After Thursday Cantonese Haiku
loe shue tsai, say guai!
tseen mahn lay hahk say gnoh lah!
gow gnoh lahp sahp toong
sahm deem gay. gum cho!
jue goo lik? sik lay goh tao!
gnoh geh! mmm bay lay!
tow seen gnoh wun doe
yut dook loe shue see. dai dahm!
jook jue lay! say lah!
A haiku for the mouse, of course!
little mouse, bastard!
you scared me the other night!
messin with my trash
3 something. so loud!
chocolate? eat your own head! (can't translate!)
mine! won't give to you!
earlier i found
mouse poop on my gear. the nerve!
i catch you! you die!
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July 22, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
sing kay mmm may ah?
fah joh sang goh sing kay sahm
yee wai sing kay mmm
gum yut yow hai gum
sing kay say, may lai bai may!
ting yut, sin kay mmm!
Appropriately ...
is it friday yet?
spent the whole day on wednesday
thinking 'twas friday
today was the same
it's thursday, not yet weekend!
tomorrow, friday!
Friday means one more day before I spend five days in a row (six, if I feel sufficiently crazy) on the ice. The long awaited power skating camp is here! 'Tis the expensive finale to my skate skate skate skate skate project this season. I'll have a few weeks to practice what I learn, and then, evals for winter season in my women's league. Evals. That's what started this whole crazy summer of hockey and skating. I've loved every minute of playing in Red this season, but I'm gonna make Maroon this winter, dammit! And if I don't, well, I'll fall over trying.
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July 15, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
gum yut gnoh heuh mai
sah mun tsee. tsun hoe choi lah!
yow cah noe lee mai.
laem laem, tsun hoe sik!
dee gay leem yow ling moong may.
hoe doah jue goo lik.
gnow yut dahm ... wah, tsang!
yow soong yow cheuy, gnow doah dahm.
laem laem laem laem laem ...
As requested by Nadsy, a haiku about today's cannoli.
today went to buy
a sandwich. what good fortune!
cannoli for sale.
lick lick, real yummy!
the cream had lemon flavor.
lots of chocolate.
one bite ... wow, good stuff!
flaky crispy, one more bite.
lick lick lick lick lick ...
It was so good it inspired me to write a haiku-to-haiku translation!
04:37 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
July 09, 2004 / Friday
Belated Thursday Cantonese Haiku
aiyah gnoh say lah!
mah mee wun doe gnoh goh blog!
gnoh cheun! mmm siu sum!
lau fahn yoo ah el
hai his tree bah. keuh wun doe.
dook joah gay tsee lah!
gnoh deem joe hoe leah?
yiu siu sum gnoh seah dee yeah
gang bay mah mee lao!
You guys will like this one ...
ack i'm gonna die!
my mom found my blog!
stupid me! not careful!
left the URL
in the history bar. she found it.
she's read it several times already!
what do i do?
have to be careful what i write
afraid she'll yell at me!
Every blogger's nightmare! No more swearing, no more ranting, no more being mean, no more posts about road battles with stupid drivers ... looks like all that's left to write about is hockey. Oh, but I shouldn't write about my injuries. I'll make her worry and she'll tell me to find a less injurious (is that a word?) sport.
Okay, maybe not. I will temper only the most unapprovable content.
This does, however, remind me of a conversation I had with my mom earlier this week. I will blog it, but not explain. You may interpret as you wish.
- What are those?
- Birth control pills.
- Why do you need those?
I'm gonna get scolded for blogging about birth control pills, I know it.
10:08 AM | Haikus| Comments (0)
July 01, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
goong see yow lay off
wah geew joe ree struk jer ing
hoe choy moe tsao gnoh
--->
company had layoffs
they called it restructuring
good thing they didn't get rid of me
There ya go, news of the week. Not sure what else to say. I don't write about work very much here. I know better. Heh.
11:40 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
June 24, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
mut yeah doo jeuk foah!
seuh! yew doah dee seuh! fai dee!
doe yup ser ver room
Here's a feat: another haiku-to-haiku conversion!
everything's on fire!
water! need more water! quick!
throw in server room
It's been that kind of week. Last week, too.
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June 18, 2004 / Friday
Belated Thursday Cantonese Haiku
gnoh moe mmm gay duk
kum yut gnoh gay duk. seung say
dan hai mo see gahn
tai doh yeah yew joe
fahn doe gnook kay, loe guey sai
mmm seah duk haiku
This is lame. You can stop reading now.
i didn't forget
yesterday i remembered. wanted to write
but didn't have time
had too many things to do
when i got home, brain was tired
couldn't write haikus
Excuse me, I have some work to go do ...
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June 10, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
yow hoe doah yeah gong.
dahn hai gnoh mmm sik. mmm gow
tsee. mmm sik dee tsee.
And again, in English!
i have lots to say.
but i don't know how. need more
words. don't know the words.
Okay, small cheat: "need more" is really "not enough", but hey, I managed another haiku-to-haiku translation!
And the explanation: I wanted write about how I feel. Well, I can't, because I don't know enough Cantonese words to express how I feel. I think this is a very Chinese thing, to not talk about your feelings. It just wasn't done in my family. We also didn't talk about relationships. Why, I don't know.
Here's a kicker: Growing up, I don't remember ever getting a hug from my mom, once I passed little rugrat stage. It wasn't until I was leaving for California (to go off to college) that I got one.
I've since learned that hugs are one of the best things in the world. When I go home, my mom gets hugs from me, and she has no choice in the matter. Funny thing is, I think she kinda likes 'em.
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June 03, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
lam pung yau hoi goong.
sun goong see. gnam gnam hoi tsee.
tsun hai tsee gik lah!
dan hai yut yut yew
tsah ho yune tseah. muey yut kueh
tsah yut bak gay mai.
joe hay sun tsah tseah.
joe sang yut goong, tsah tseah fahn.
ho guey, yew fun gow.
lai bai may, wun gnook.
gnoh gay see geen duk kuey laeh?
damned if i know ah!
lee gah yow see gahn
lai joe tsee gay dee project
dahn hai gnoh mmm seung
deem laeh? gnoh tsee lah!
wahn doah dee hockey! hooah!
saeh doh dee haiku
Wow, that was a long one!
boyfriend off to work.
new company. just started.
that's so exciting!
but everyday must
drive very far. each day he
drives hundred-plus miles.
up early to drive.
works entire day, drives back.
very tired, must sleep.
weekends, look for house.
when will i get to see him?
damned if i know ah!
nowadays got time
to do projects that are mine
but i don't wanna
what then? oh, i know!
play some more hockey! hooah!
write up more haikus
Holy moly, I managed to translate it into a haiku, too!
10:09 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
May 27, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
sang bahn yun tsee seen!
wah seung mai gmail e-mail
mmm sai tseen doo mai!
gnoh heuy tai ebay
mai sang mmm sup mun yut goh
wah! sai gai soht joh!
I love "mmm". Spelling it makes me chuckle.
buncha crazy people
say they want to buy gmail e-mails
it's free and they're paying!
i looked on ebay
they were selling for fifty bucks each
wow! the world has shorted (gone crazy)!
I give you good deal! You buy from me, okay? Hai-lah, hai-lah!
12:39 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
May 20, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
yow see how loong toong
deem gai sang yut doo bang geah?
mut yeah mmm toah leah?
waht tseah gnoh tai mong?
mmm gow ying teung? mmm gow fun?
seung fai dee ho fahn
Translation ...
sore throat again
why am i always sick?
wonder what's wrong
maybe i'm too busy?
not enough nutrition? not enough sleep?
want to get better soon
Dedicated to my sucky health month.
11:17 AM | Haikus| Comments (0)
May 13, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
It's officially Thursday! Cantonese Haiku time!
kum yut gnoh tahm pang
sik joh dee dol-lah chi-nese
gow doe gnoh toe toong
ai-yah! seung say lah!
leen gnoh buey tseak doo toong mai
deem doo mmm shue fook
hoe joy yow ad-vil
sik gay lup, mmm joy toong lah
hoh yee wan hoc-key!
Translation ...
yesterday i was a cheapskate
ate some dollar chinese
made my stomach hurt
ai-yah! want to die!
even my back is hurting
no matter what i do i don't feel good
good thing there's advil
took a few, no more pain
can play hockey!
Yup, I made it to my game, after popping a few pills to help with that doubling over in pain thing.
I can feel the abdominal cramps starting to come back. Time for some more drugs ...
12:10 AM | Haikus| Comments (0)
May 06, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
I almost forgot to write my Thursday Cantonese Haiku again!
wai, lang tsai. deem ah?
gnoh tai doh lay mong jue gnoh
lay do gay ho tai
lay gong mut yeah wah?
ai-yah! gaep tsun gnoh tsaegh sau!
ho toong! ho toong ah!
Gotta thank the cute guy at the gym for this one ...
hey cute boy. what's up?
i see you lookin' at me
you look pretty good too
what did you say?
ai-yah! crunched my finger!
it hurts! it hurrrts!
07:22 PM | Gym:Haikus| Comments (0)
April 30, 2004 / Friday
Pay Goo
I thought a little more about my Thursday Cantonese Haiku while in the car earlier today. It occurred to me that, if my understanding of the word-sounds are correct, "pay goo" does not mean ass and does not mean bum bum. I think ... it literally means "fart drum".
02:39 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
April 29, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
I almost forgot to write my Thursday Cantonese Haiku!
dieu lay say yun tao!
seung jong lut gnoh goh tao ah?
seak gnoh goh pay goo!
In English, for my non-Cantonese-speaking readers and my Cantonese-speaking readers who can't figure out what sounds my "words" are supposed to represent:
screw you dickhead!
are you trying to knock my head off?
kiss my ass!
This week's Cantonese haiku is dedicated to the fool to almost broke my neck on Tuesday.
I'm not as upset as my translation may suggest. "Dickhead" sounds a bit harsh, but it was the next closest thing to "dead person head", which is what "say yun tao" literally means. That, and the "kiss my ass" line is in there mainly 'cause I think the phrase "pay goo" is funny. I think that might actually mean "bum bum" rather than "ass". You have to keep in mind that I have the Cantonese vocabulary of a five year old.
Just for fun, here's a more literal translation:
screw you dead person head!
want to knock off my head ah?
kiss my bum bum!
04:54 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
April 22, 2004 / Thursday
Thursday Cantonese Haiku
SoopahViv: okay, i know it's thursday, but i want a haiku
Byndtan: lmao
SoopahViv: the other day i thought, cantonese haikus would be rad
Byndtan: omg, that would be hysterical
Byndtan: but it'd only be about food and curses
Byndtan: 
SoopahViv: aie ya lay say guai!
SoopahViv: gnoh ho toh gnoh. mo yeah sik.
SoopahViv: bay lay sik sai ah!
Byndtan: dude, you better blog that one
SoopahViv: maybe i'll start a thursday cantonese haiku series
SoopahViv:
And now, for the translation ...
aie ya lay say guai!
gnoh ho to gnoh. mo yeah sik.
bay lay sik sai ah!
... means, in English (roughly) ...
Augh! You bastard!
I'm very hungry. Nothing to eat.
You ate it all!
03:56 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
March 14, 2003 / Friday
Pookie Joined The Rhyme Blog!
SoopahViv: i have a rhyme but it's just one line
SoopahViv: whooha fo' da pooksta!
PoOkie X Playa: sweet
PoOkie X Playa: lets do haikus
PoOkie X Playa: hahaha
PoOkie X Playa: i cant even remember wut theyre like
PoOkie X Playa: 3 words?
SoopahViv: ooh should start a blog for haikus
PoOkie X Playa: or something like that
SoopahViv: 3 lines
SoopahViv: 757?
PoOkie X Playa: how many words
SoopahViv: syllables
SoopahViv: oh ... 5-7-5
SoopahViv: e.g. ...
SoopahViv: this is a haiku
SoopahViv: if i go blahblahblahblah
SoopahViv: see i told you so
SoopahViv:
PoOkie X Playa: hahhahah
PoOkie X Playa: post it baby
Bonus Pseudo-Haiku From Pookie
PoOkie X Playa: =0( i went tanning... i tried... and i burned
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March 19, 2002 / Tuesday
Tuesday is Haiku Day
| 11:30 AM so stubborn we are this meeting's going nowhere blah blah blah blah grrr ... | 11:50 AM so much work to do the fat people get fatter sit and code and eat |
| 1:20 PM no time to have lunch i'm on the meeting diet living off my blub | 1:23 PM stuck in a meeting people talking back and forth you probably knew |
| 1:25 PM i'm right and you're wrong adults acting like babies blah on all of you | 1:30 PM i'm not listening i only like what i say i'm blocking you out |
| 1:35 PM i'm so damned hungry i'm about to fall over running out of blub | 1:40 PM my tummy rumbles if i don't put food in it it's gonna eat me |
02:29 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
September 01, 2001 / Saturday
Broken Router Haiku
My router's broken
It frizzed out yesterday morn
I'm now networkless
04:42 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
August 27, 2001 / Monday
Haikus for Poets and Songwriters
1:22:00 PM PDT
Sorrow makes poets
We cry and words come flowing
Hence all the sad songs
Love makes poets too
We float atop clouds of words
That turn into song
Songs for people in love, songs for people hurting from it.
And for everyone else, angry music.
That about covers it, yes?
> > >
Is a haiku a poem?
If not, what do we call haiku writers?
Haikuets?
07:06 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
August 20, 2001 / Monday
A Haiku for My Blub
7:26:30 PM EDT ... almost time to feed the blub
I jiggled today
I jumped up in the mirror
And jiggled back down
Blub blub jiggle blub, yo.
04:26 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
Sales Critter Haiku
5:59:59 PM ... back from my meeting, yo
Sales guys are scary
Especially the good ones
They are sooooo Type A
Okay Mr. Sales Critter. Go sell and be happy. Please don't eat me.
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August 14, 2001 / Tuesday
Thanks, Teddio!
Props to Teddio for feeding me!
A haiku in return:
Thanks for the food yo
Thank your mom for the stories
The dog rocks much too
09:58 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
Thanks, Teddio!
Props to Teddio for feeding me!
A haiku in return:
Thanks for the food yo
Thank your mom for the stories
The dog rocks much too
09:58 PM | Haikus| Comments (0)
August 08, 2001 / Wednesday
A Haiku For My Condition Last Night
I felt so darned tired
I fell over and went Zzzzz...
Relieved I woke up
You have no idea how happy I am to be blogging to you this morning.
