Blank Of The Day :: Word
December 27, 2006 / Wednesday
Word of the Day
eejyut
The person who put up the blinds in my new bedroom. The slats are all a quarter rotation off, which means they close in only one direction, the one that directs outside light toward our heads (and eyes ... oh, it burns!) as we're trying to sleep.
I shall be redoing said eejyut's handiwork shortly.
March 19, 2005 / Saturday
Word of the Day
backblog
- a blog about someone's back
- a blackblog that's missing an 'l'
- a backlog with an extra 'b'
- a backlog of blog posts
I wrote that thinking I had a backlog of blog posts, but then I just looked and realized I didn't. I like the word, anyhow.
January 13, 2005 / Thursday
Word of the Day
potluckbelly
The potbelly you get from eating too much potluck food.
BuRp!
November 04, 2004 / Thursday
Word of the Day
crapplication
- a form made from 100% dung materials
- a form you fill out for permission to use the facilities
- an app that craps
- an app that's crap
I'm currently using a crapplication of the 4th variety, and I don't mean MT.
September 27, 2004 / Monday
Word of the Day
returd
A really really stupid turd, i.e. a dumb shit.
- or -
The reason for a return visit to the potty.
September 01, 2004 / Wednesday
Word of the Day
fandangit
Expands into "buy a ticket via Fandango".
I think the past tense of that word is "fandangedit", which expands into "bought a ticket via Fandango".
Bonus: an etymology! (sort of)
SoopahViv: i want to head down early and get my ticket befoooore the show anyway
Byndtan: hrm, good thinking
SoopahViv: or maybe i should fandangit friday morning
Byndtan: lmao
SoopahViv: what?
SoopahViv: fandango-it is sooooo awkward
July 04, 2004 / Sunday
Question of the Day
Why do Chinese people store food in the microwave?
It's not a fridge!
Speaking of microwaves ...
Word of the Day
ding
The dents you get in your car when lame-Os open their door into yours? The sound of a bell being rung? Here's a new one:
Verb meaning "to microwave". Equivalent to "nuke" in the microwave sense.
Usage example:
Gnoh ding goh joong bay lay sik ah.
Usage example translation:
I ding a joong for you to eat.
My mom said she picked this up from her friends. She says it's because that's the sound the microwave makes to signal that it's done cooking. I wonder if this word is making its way across the country. "Ding" alert for my West coast Asian readers: listen for it when you visit your parents!
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July 02, 2004 / Friday
Word of the Day
apeshit
- What is that? Apeshit?!
- Dude, that is so fuckin' apeshit.
- Apeshit's kinda fun to say. Apeshit apeshit apeshit.
- Andrea Tan, a.k.a. Secret Weapon, is apeshit.
I haven't had one of these (WotD) in a while!
You're probably wondering, why is Andrea Tan apeshit?
Sorry, can't help you there.
Byndtan: how am i apeshit?
Byndtan: remind me again?
SoopahViv: i dunno
SoopahViv: but it's funny
You're probably also wondering, what kind of Secret Weapon is she?
Well, if I told you, she wouldn't be a Secret Weapon anymore, huh?
I'm not telling you!
January 24, 2004 / Saturday
Word of the Day
Gesund-me!
What you say when you sneeze and no one in the room says "Gesundheit!".
December 03, 2003 / Wednesday
Word of the Day
see fut
I was reading Liz's blog last week and came across her description of New Jersey as the "land of snow and see futs". See futs? I was puzzled for a second, and then I fell over laughing. See futs! Cantonese for assholes!
So today, while discussing the aforementioned blog excerpt with Liz I thought, you know, this is a great word. We need more words for assholes and this one's got a great ring to it. Why hasn't see-fut made its way into the English language yet?
So here ya go. I'm making it my Word of the Day and from this day forth shall make an attempt to incorporate "see fut" into everyday usage. I realize that it's technically two words, but so are "won ton" and "chow fun".
And of course ...
Usage examples:
- That guy is such a see fut.
- Screw you! You can lick my see fut!
- You so fugly yo face look like a see fut!
- Dude, you stink! Did you remember to wipe your see fut?
November 10, 2003 / Monday
Word of the Day
drats!
I've been saying "drat!" a lot lately. Nadsy pointed out just now that "drat!" is a lot like "rats!". Same word, but different. (I really like that last sentence. It's precise yet ambiguous.) Anyway, I decided to combine them, 'cause, well, I can! Heh.
November 05, 2003 / Wednesday
Word of the Day
mobo
- Something similar to (and just as poorly understood as) mojo.
- What you shout when you want more Bos.
- Bo mojo.
- A motherboard in Nadsyspeak.
Usage example (and word origin, in case you're interested):
P---B-----: i got a new mobo for my mom's computer
July 18, 2003 / Friday
Word of the Day
marklar
Usage example (from me):
Hi. It's marklar. Happy marklar! Today is marklar's last day at marklar. Also today, marklar is leaving for marklar for four marklars. That's, like, almost a whole marklar! Roh!
Usage example (from South Park):
Kyle (speaking in Marklar's language): I think I can explain this whole thing. Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want this marklar or any of these marklars to live here, because it's bad for their marklar. They use marklar to try and force marklars to believe their marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with marklar. So, they must come here, to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper, without any marklars, marklars, or marklars!
Marklar: Young marklar, your marklars are wise and true.
You're probably thinking, "WTF?!"
South Park, Episode 311, Starvin' Marvin in Space. Go watch.
June 19, 2003 / Thursday
Word of the Day
meecrob
It's my new favorite curse word. If I get enough people to say it repeatedly I think a dragon comes out of the ground. It happened in South Park, and they're all on top of current events and stuff, so it's probably true.
Cartman: We're gonna have to start saying other bad words, like cock and fuck and ... meecrob.
Stan: What's meecrob?
Cartman: You know, that stuff you get as a appetizer at Thai food restaurants. Meecrob is way grosser than shit, dude. I'd scarf down a whole wet bucket full of shit before I ate another plate of meecrob.
Here, how about a usage example?
Okay, who wants to go try mee krob with me?
April 02, 2003 / Wednesday
Word of the Day
rebarbative
Hrmm ... no goofy usage examples from me today. Not feeling very goofy. Must be 'cause it's blowing snow and I can't go play in it. Or maybe it's 'cause I need to work but I can't 'cause I can't work on something I don't care about. Or maybe it's 'cause I owe a whole lot of money in taxes so I'm feeling like I have to spend less the next couple months.
Anyway, someone used "rebarbative" in a meeting this morning. We had to interrupt the meeting to look up its definition. I figured I'd share so you can use this word in a meeting too and stump everyone.
December 14, 2002 / Saturday
Thingamabobber of the Day
Jar-Jar bow out
It's kind of hard to explain, but our waitress at the Texas Roadhouse tonight did it. A "thank you" accompanied by a step back and some smooth Binks-like motion of the neck. Teddio can imitate it pretty well. Prolly 'cause he thought she was cute and was studying her every move. Heheh.
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Word of the Day
Binks-like
See above for usage example. 
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Proclamation of the Night
I've got the bestest brothas in the world.
Bo! 
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November 04, 2002 / Monday
Word of the Day
psychosomatic
Usage example 1:
Psychosomatic, addict, insane!
From some Prodigy song. Good song, sucky live performance group.
Usage example 2:
She's a housewife who gets this wacky psychosomatic thing.
Patling's description of Julianne Moore's role in Safe, whatever that is.
Cool word, huh? Psychosomatic! Psychosomatic! Whaaaaa!
October 03, 2002 / Thursday
Word of the Day
Clintonesque
As heard in my meeting this morning in response to, "It's essentially working." What's that mean? Please describe. Please elaborate. I don't have time for this ambiguity. Everyone in the meeting is spewing Clintonspeak today.
Clintonspeak. That should be my other word of the day.
September 03, 2002 / Tuesday
Word of the Day
papple
- A peary apple.
- An appley pear.
- Some strange combination of a pupil and an a and a nipple.
- Sounds like a floppy gobbly body part to me.
July 31, 2002 / Wednesday
Word of the Day
gut
That thing that:
- sticks out when you drink too much beer for too many years.
- gets that feeling that lets you predict stuff.
- you do to dead fishies before you cook them.
- Germans say when they think something's goot.
It's also an abbreviation for Grand Unified Theory, a theory of elementary forces that unites the weak, strong, electromagnetic, and gravitational interactions into one field theory and views the known interactions as low-energy manifestations of a single unified interaction.
Um, yeah.
July 30, 2002 / Tuesday
Word of the Day
cynical
Nothing new or special. Figured I'd share it with the world 'cause that's how I feel today. Cynical about the world, cynical about the government, cynical about people, cynical about everything. Cynical, that's me. Hi.
July 29, 2002 / Monday
Word of the Day
ciaoz
Usage examples:
- Look at him eat! That guys ciaoz fast!
- What do you call Chinese cows? Ciaoz!
- See ya later guys, I'm tired: Ciaozzzzz ...
- My new AIM goodbye: Ciaoz!
July 08, 2002 / Monday
Word of the Day
cornfieldhole
A hole in the middle of a corn field, preferably in Nebraska, used when:
- You want to pretend to be a gopher groundhog mole creature thingy.
- You need to get lots of work done without outside distractions.
- You need to get away from the world for a bit.
- You need to hide from hockey homies who are hitting on you.
June 18, 2002 / Tuesday
Word of the Day
hypocrite
Definition: one who puts on a false appearance of virtue
Example: The U.S. government, from the president to the CIA to the military and any other agencies who have made official statements regarding their handling of detainees in the aftermath of 9/11.
An example of why I chose the above example: Abu Zubaydah, say CIA and other U.S. government sources, is not being tortured, but a variety of methods are being used to encourage him to talk. Typical military interrogation tactics would include depriving him of sleep, changing the temperature of his cell and "modulating caloric intakes"�spookspeak for withholding food and then providing it as a reward. Reference here.
Rant: Not being tortured? Sleep deprivation is not torture? Starving him is not torture? Are they claiming it's not torture because it doesn't leave any marks on his body? Sure, other governments do it and much worse, but at least they don't turn around and proclaim to the world that they are just and goodly and do not mistreat their prisoners. Why can't they say it? They're torturing their prisoners. At least then they'd be telling the truth.
How about another example of hypocrisy? Look at Guantanamo Bay. How long have those people been held there? Have each and every one of them been charged with a crime? No. But the government argues that it's legal. Fuck legality. They're bending the law and finding loophole excuses and they know it. The U.S. government, who tries to tell all the other governments out important it is to give prisoners a fair legal process, doesn't do it themselves. Hell, forget the first example. Compared to this, the whole torture thing is just a little white lie. This one, this second one, is hyprocrisy. The U.S., who prides itself on being the fucking epitomy of a fair government and legal system, is the fucking epitomy of hypocrisy.
Is the world laughing at us on this one too? I'd be surprised if they weren't at least snickering.
This post is not about human rights. The little idealistic me gave up on the whole human rights thing long ago. I'm not ranting here because I think that what they're doing is unreasonable. Yes, they need to protect the country somehow, and sometimes they'll fuck up and step on innocent people. But if they're going to be unjust, they should just say it. No more excuses. Excuses are for those who can't own up to their actions. I would hope that our government would at least try to own up.
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June 03, 2002 / Monday
Word of the Day
pumpernickel
Yes, pumpernickel as in the bread. I always thought pumpernickel was some sort of plant-derived ingredient that they incorporated into the bread. There was a loaf of the stuff sitting in the office and as I was eating a slice of pumpernickel toast I decided to find out what exactly it was I was eating. I read the ingredients list and saw no pumpernickel or anything even remotely resembling pumpernickel. So then I went online and looked it up. Turns out there's no such thing as pumpernickel, at least as far as ingredients are concerned. From the online Merriam-Webster dictionary:
Pronunciation: 'p&m-p&r-"ni-k&l
Definition: a dark coarse sourdough bread made of unbolted rye flour
Etymology: German, from pumpern to break wind + Nickel goblin
from its reputed indigestibility
So that means in about half an hour I'm gonna start farting like a goblin.
Toot!
February 26, 2002 / Tuesday
Word of the Day
floop
Usage examples:
- Floop!
- The old Chinese guy turned toward me and flooped.
- Floop floop floop floop splat!
- Watch out or I'll have the old Chinese guy floop at you!
What does floop mean? It's the sound that boogers make flying out of the noses of old Chinese men. If you're not old and Chinese and male don't even bother trying. If you're young and Chinese and male you've got flooping to look forward to in your golden years. The rest of you guys can just go home and cry.
February 14, 2002 / Thursday
Word of the Day
bobaday
Any day where:
- You go on a run for tapioca pearl drinks.
- You are surrounded by boobies.
- You look around and boobies are a bouncin'.
- You look up and boobies are falling from the sky.
December 03, 2001 / Monday
Word of the Day
Someone got to my blog via a search for a viv player on Google. Turns out there's this thing called a .viv file. But even better is what the .viv extension represents ... Vivo files. And look! You can even download a VivoActive Player to play your .viv files!
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VivoActive
Me when I'm hyperactive.
December 01, 2001 / Saturday
Word of the Day
SuperFOB
A former boat traveller who is fresher than fresh.
November 19, 2001 / Monday
Word of the Day
photonasty
Usage example: Dat photo NASTY!
Just kidding. That's not it.
It's this:
See how the leaves are turned upward toward the light? That's photonasty, an adjustment of the plant body in response to light.
Oh, and that's different from phototropism, which is plant growth in a certain direction in response to light.
And for all you biological light response geeks out there, those are both different from phototaxis, which is movement of the entire organism in response to light. Needless to say, trees are not phototactic. Most plants aren't. Chlamydomonas are, though.
If you read the above and instantly understood why Chlamydomonas was italicized, then you are a truly geeky geek.
October 26, 2001 / Friday
Word of the Day
boink
Usage examples:
- Boink!
- Boink boink!
- Boink boink boink!
- Boink boink boink boink!
What can I say? The id picked it. Boink!!
October 23, 2001 / Tuesday
Word of the Day
id
Usage examples:
- I just learned the definition of id yesterday.
- I can't believe id took me that long to learn!
- Hee, I just made an id pun.
- My id wants to play ball. It says, "Game on! Let's go!"
How about that? I just had another d.i.j.s.t.?! moment.
October 22, 2001 / Monday
Word of the Day
waxification
What happens when you drink hot liquids from "cold" cups. The type with the wax coating that melts off and dissolves into whatever it is you're drinking. You are what you eat, right? If that's true then I'm going to turn into a big wax statue from the inside out. That would be just wax-O!
October 18, 2001 / Thursday
Scary Word of the Day
plus 2. moo moo.
hemorrhage
Forget about the definition and usage examples. Just picture it. I close my eyes and see massive quantities of blood spurting. And then the other day United's CEO said something like, "We're literally hemorrhaging money." I read that and was horrified by the images of plane bellies rupturing and spewing cash. Oh, well I guess it would be neat to have some cash rain down below. But those poor ruptured planes!
Okay, enough scary words for today. I'm going to go and try to think happy thoughts now.
October 16, 2001 / Tuesday
Word of the Day
semaphore
Usage examples:
- Ooh! What a pretty semaphore!
- Look mommy, a semphore!
- I got bonked on the head by a semaphore the other day.
- Semaphores rock!
When I hear the word I think of colorful little radially symmetrical sea creatures that live on rocks. But then my boss explained to me that it's a way of preventing processes from stealing resources from your process. Not so colorful and little and radially symmetrical after all.
I also looked up the word on dictionary.com. A semaphore is also a signalling thingamabobber. That's what I meant by getting getting bonked on the head. You didn't think I was talking about colorful little radially symmetrical sea creatures falling out of the sky, did you?
And while you're visiting the dictionary.com definition, be sure to check out the techie definition of the word toward the bottom of the page. It's got everything2-esque links all over the place.
October 14, 2001 / Sunday
Word of the Day
crudamelify
I don't think I can come up with my usual 4 usage examples for this one so I'll just have to try to explain it. See, crudamelification is what happens when you eat too much cdramel. The cdramel makes its way to your waist and sits there. I myself am crudamelifying as I type this post.
The next time I make it to Vacaville I'm going to buy a ton of Moose Munch and feed it to Wayneita as part of my campaign to crudamelify the Bay Area.
The Bay Area Crudamelification Project
It has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
October 12, 2001 / Friday
Word of the Day
hoorta
Usage examples:
- I'm done with work! Hoorta!
- It's Friday! Hoorta!
- When I say "booty" you say "Hoorta!"
- I blogged a lot today. Hoorta!
Okay so are you starting to get it? If you want a better explanation of the true meaning of the word, go ask this guy.
October 11, 2001 / Thursday
Word of the Day
muddlehead
A word you use when you really want to insult someone.
Usage examples:
- Muddlehead!
- You muddlehead!
- You stoopid muddlehead!
- You farking muddlehead!
Or, to be really mean:
- You're just like that muddlehead I have to work with!
September 08, 2001 / Saturday
Word of the Day
wack
Usage examples:
- Current life status: wacked
- Wack! (whacking by someone who can't pronounce their h's)
- Wack wack! (quacking by a duck who can't pronounce its qu's)
- To do: unwack
This post is kinda wack, huh?
September 07, 2001 / Friday
Word of the Day 3
goog
From the fingers of Nadsy, 2 x good = goog!
Or maybe it's what comes out when really full people try to say "good".
Usage scenario:
- How are you today?
- I'm goog! And you?
- Um, hi goog, I'm fine. Interesting name.
Sounds monstrous, doesn't it?
Words of the Day
de-cow & re-cow
Usage examples:
- When I play endless games of DDR I de-cow.
- When I eat ice cream afterward I re-cow.
- When I go and climb a wall I de-cow.
- When I eat double-meat burgers at In-N-Out I re-cow.
Yes, I run on cow. Moo!
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August 30, 2001 / Thursday
Word of the Day
8:07:15 PM EDT Wednesday
de-plane
Usage examples:
- Be sure you have all your belongings with you when you de-plane.
(airline industry jargon)
- Oooh! Looook at de-plane!
(someone with a Dutch accent?)
- Aaack! I must de-plane!
(delusional individual spraying plane-off all over himself)
Sorry you guyses, only 3 examples today. I couldn't think of a 4th. But hey, do you think debugging might be anything like de-plane-ing? Because if it is I would take a can of bug-off and spray it all over my laptop. Poof! No more bugs! That would rock. Moo.
August 28, 2001 / Tuesday
Word of the Day
10:32:21 PM EDT
moobonics
That's what I speak, moo. Me and all the other members of Mooyo Cult. Since you're reading, I guess you can join Mooyo Cult too. But don't tell anyone else, okay?
Just remember:
The first rule of Mooyo Cult is you do NOT talk about Mooyo Cult. The second rule of Mooyo Cult is you do NOT talk about Mooyo Cult. You don't say anything because Mooyo Cult exists only in the time between when the first person moos and the last person moos. That's the third rule of Mooyo Cult. When someone stops moo-ing, even if it's a mental slip, the moo-ing is over.
Agreed? Welcome to Mooyo Cult. Moo.
And a big shout out to Timbo for "moobonics". Mooooo!
August 26, 2001 / Sunday
Word of the Day
mooyo
I have no usage examples for this word. It sounds cool but I haven't quite figured out how to use it yet. Or what it is, even. Some cool new kind of milk for kids? A cow-pattern yo-yo? Is it a word like mojo? How cool cows greet each other?
I know I know! I'll use it like I use "cool". So instead of saying "cool" I'll say "mooyo". Mooyo, huh?
August 22, 2001 / Wednesday
Word of the Day
+3 takes me into Thursday
whoomp
Usage examples:
- Whoomp there it is! (exclamation)
- Whoomp, yO! (same)
- I'm gonna whoomp your ass! (ass-whooping with heavy boots)
- Dude, whoomp. (watching an ass-whoomping)
August 21, 2001 / Tuesday
Word of the Day
+3 means I'm sleeeeepy
Narf!
Usage examples:
- Narf! (random goofy)
- Naaaaarf! (very goofy)
- NARF! (excited)
- < narf > (sad, timid, and/or sorry)
August 19, 2001 / Sunday
Word of the Day
blankie
Usage examples:
- Linus from the Peanuts has a blankie.
- I have a blankie too.
- I love my blankie very much.
- I like to curl into a sleepball around my blankie.
Everyone needs a blankie! Do you know where your blankie is?
August 18, 2001 / Saturday
Word of the Day
bobositting
Usage examples:
- My dad is bobositting today.
- When Bobo plunks down on her ass she's bobositting.
- Dogs that sit with their legs sticking out funny are bobositting.
- You can walk while bobositting. Try it!
August 15, 2001 / Wednesday
Word of the Day
blub
Usage examples:
- Blub.
- My layer of blub is growing, yo.
- I need to work off my blub so I can be a hottie like Ted.
- Blub blub ... blubblubblub blub blub.
Today Josepi and I were driving around blubbing along with the music. Instead of singing the words we would replace very syllable with the word "blub". Try it, it's fun. Really. Hee!
August 13, 2001 / Monday
Word of the Day
turd
Usage examples:
- The stoopidhead drivers on the road are turds.
- I hope big smelly turds drop on their cars and bury them.
- The other day nutZo! got mad and started throwing turd at me.
- Monkey turd stinks, yo.
How come we don't use cool words like turd more often?
August 06, 2001 / Monday
Word of the Day
yo
Usage examples:
- i'm a blogging fiend
yo
- this sucks
yo
- this rocks
yo
- i'm having trouble conveying the true use of the word
yo
Go check out Herman ... yO!
July 27, 2001 / Friday
Word of the Day
fark
Usage examples:
- Fark!
- Fark you!
- Oh, fark it.
- You're a farking dork.
Thank you FARK.com for today's word and the farking crazy news stories.
July 22, 2001 / Sunday
Word of the Day
dig
Usage examples:
- Ooh! Hottie up ahead! I dig!
- Nice shirt! I dig!
- Good idea! I dig I dig!
- Nice people rock. I dig them lots.
+ + +
Phrase of the Day
I dig not.
Usage examples:
- That guy is lame! I dig not!
- That shirt is nasty! I dig not!
- That idea is stoopid! I dig not!
- You're an arrogant prick. I dig you not!
July 19, 2001 / Thursday
Word of the Day
wazoo
Ever wonder what it means? I though it was a river. Or maybe an instrument. No, wait, that's a kazoo. All I know is, I just told someone I had deadlines up the wazoo and then I looked it up and realized that I basically told him I had deadlines up my ass.
And of course, usage examples:
- Deadlines up the wazoo are painful.
- One of my h.s. english teachers walked like he had a stick up his wazoo.
- You shake that thing at me again and it'll end up in your wazoo.
- I will set your wazoo on fire.
July 18, 2001 / Wednesday
Word of the Day
crapola
Usage examples:
- Crapola! I forgot to create my user in Oracle!
- Crapola! I'm getting 50 pages of errors!
- Crapola! Aurgh!
- Crapolaaaaa!!!
The lesson here? Don't mess with Oracle.
July 14, 2001 / Saturday
Word of the Day
lame-o
As in, the girl who tried to kill herself with Advil on her webcam is lame-o.
Yeah, go read it. Go read it and come back and tell me I'm harsh and I'm cruel. I believe "intolerant" would be the proper word. I'm intolerant. Intolerant of lame-o dumbass attentionmongers who can't even do us the favor of killing themselves properly.
Here's her site. Read it and sneer.
July 13, 2001 / Friday
Word of the Day
11:45:11 PM EDT
petonthehead
Usage Examples:
- A petonthehead done right is very comforting.
- Patling knows how to give a good petonthehead.
- I really need a petonthehead right now.
- I must find Pat so he can give me a petonthehead.
July 08, 2001 / Sunday
Word of the Day
shit
Usage examples:
- Shit.
- Aw... shit.
- Dude... shit.
- All I can say is... shit.
July 07, 2001 / Saturday
Word of the Day
fuck
Usage examples:
- Fuck.
- Aw... fuck.
- Dude... fuck.
- All I can say is... fuck.
Normally I'd come up with much better uses for the word. This is bad. I've taken the fun out of a fun word. What's wrong with me? Geezus. Fuck.
July 02, 2001 / Monday
Word of the Day
beeeotch
Usage examples:
- I'm too busy to do menial office tasks because I'm a beeeotch.
- My time is more important than yours because I'm a beeeotch.
- I need to have everyone's total attention because I'm a beeeotch.
- I'll get mad if you steal my spotlight because I'm a beeeotch.
You paranoid people out there, the fact that you're reading this means I wasn't talking about you.
No, I'm not talking about me, either. I can be a beotch sometimes but definitely not for the reasons listed above. Besides, it's a temporary state of insanity for me, not a permanent trait like for some individuals who will remain nameless. Plus, real beeotches see nothing wrong with acting that way. At least I realize it and apologize. Profusely. I hate when I get like that. It's not right to be beotchy toward others. Especially when it's someone you care about.
Sentence fragments. Normally I'd say ick. But today I really don't care.
June 29, 2001 / Friday
Word of the Night
nutzO!
Usage examples:
- DSL over USB is nutzO!
- The old lady who pulled that pit bull off her dog with her teeth is nutzO.
- My blog audience probably thinks I'm nutzO.
- Dood! NutzO!
June 26, 2001 / Tuesday
Word of the Afternoon
blammo
I can't give usage examples because it's not my word. Josepi said "Your blog is blammo!" WOooWOoo, as Pookie would say. Is blammo like blimmo? I guess it would be blimo, since the 'i' has to be a long vowel. Okay then, here's a second word of the afternoon:
blimo
Usage examples:
- Josepi's fierce grape illustration is blimo!
- My new mood indicator thingy is blimo!
- My pissy mood these last couple days is so un-blimo.
- Dude! Blimo!
June 23, 2001 / Saturday
Word of the Night
d'oh!
As in Homer Simpson when he realizes he's been stupid. D'oh is now an official member of the English language thanks to the folks at the Oxford English Dictionary.
Word of the Afternoon
kook
Usage examples:
- Kook!
- The trekkie guy in my last post is a kook.
- The weird smelly people in Berkeley who scare me are kooks.
- You may think our president is a kook but really he's just stupid.
I've used this word a couple times before, but I had to give it its own post because it's really starting to grow on me.
June 16, 2001 / Saturday
Word of the Night
blip!
But most of you can't say it right!
June 12, 2001 / Tuesday
Word of the Day
blime
Usage examples:
- Dude! I lost my hackey sack in the blime!
- Ow! I just got hit in the blime!
- Wow! That's so blimey!
- Oh yeah? Well blime you!
