Blank Of The Day :: Quote
June 03, 2008 / Tuesday
Quote of the Week
And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place.
Borrowed from The Washington Post. Who said it? Our leader, of course!
Machine-making place workers rejoice!
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February 27, 2007 / Tuesday
Quote of the Day
I'll kill you with my teacup.
And he did. 'Cause Vin Diesel's cool like that.
That's more impressive than stir frying someone in a wok.
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January 04, 2007 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
Polymer mahjik at verk!
So said my coworker from the polymers group as she walked by me and the windshield repair guy working on my car in the parking lot.
That's one of the things I like about my company; it's chock full of science geeks.
Oh! I bet she'd understand my Polar Bear shirt!
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December 29, 2006 / Friday
Quote of the Day
Our respect for human rights requires us to execute him, and there will be no review or delay in carrying out the sentence.
Way to be ironic, Prime Minister al-Maliki.
Regardless of Saddam's actions, guilt, or "presumed" innocence, the trial and everything leading up to his hanging was a farce.
Speaking of his actions, I can think of at least one other president who has ordered the detention of innocent people, the killing of those who oppose his regime, and military action resulting in the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent civilians.
When does that president go on trial?
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December 18, 2006 / Monday
Quote of the Day
Have you done anything dangerous lately?
That was the catch up question posed to me when I had lunch today with a coworker I hadn't seen in weeks.
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November 10, 2006 / Friday
Quote of the Day
I'm hotter than a pizza oven!
I downloaded the new K-Fed album out of curiosity and found that gem inside.
He keeps rapping about pancake. What the hell is pancake?
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March 31, 2006 / Friday
Quote of the Day
It is necessary for my staff to resign ... to regain the people's trust.
If only our leaders could hold themselves to the same standards.
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March 21, 2006 / Tuesday
Quote of the Day
I am confident – or I believe; I'm optimistic – we'll succeed.
How quickly our president loses confidence in our ability to succeeed.
I heard this on NPR, and I'm a little bummed that all the articles written about his speech don't quote this particular line. Fortunately, the transcript was available.
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March 03, 2006 / Friday
Quote of the Day
It appears to me that, you know, when Chertoff does things like tells me that I've got to go to Baton Rouge and plop my butt down on a seat in Baton Rouge and run a disaster from there, I think that shows naivete about how disasters are run.
It appears to me that, you know, the problem was Brownie thought he was supposed to go run a disaster.
Good thing Chertoff hindered him by making him go plop his butt down on a seat.
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December 07, 2005 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
Three-eyed fish is a delicacy in some parts of the world!
That'll be me tomorrow, doing my best to look and sound like this guy.
10:15 AM | Quote:School| Comments (0)
September 19, 2005 / Monday
Quote of the Day
my hard drive is scurvy scum! i ran out of disk space while doing my build!
It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Thanks Nadsy for the link and the quote. :)
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September 09, 2005 / Friday
Quote of the Day
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I think it's pretty funny, in a depressingly pessimistic kind of way.
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May 02, 2005 / Monday
Quote of the Day
You start the piece by showing a rebel flag on Julius Avenue, an overweight man without a shirt smoking a cigarette and an old pickup with a few women in the back. As I am sure you would agree, you can go to almost any city in America and find the same.
Oh, sure, I see that all the time. Not.
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March 19, 2005 / Saturday
Quote of the Day
... you miserable misanthrope!
I heard this as I was flipping channels. I paused to see what program it was.
It was a rerun of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (Heros in a Halfshell ... Turtle Power!)
How many kids are going to understand what that means?
12:32 PM | Quote| Comments (5)
February 15, 2005 / Tuesday
Quote of the Day
Hey, your butt got bigger!
Teddio, with another one of his "say anything that comes to mind" observations, 20 minutes into our Aspen adventure.
He's right. I'm in my fat jeans, and I'm filling them out quite nicely. Amusingly, I kinda dig how my ass looks right now.
I crack myself up.
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November 03, 2004 / Wednesday
Quote of the Night
We are tickled that Dallas County voters managed to shatter at least four different stereotypes in one fell swoop.
Dallas County (yes, in Texas) elects openly gay Hispanic female Democrat as ... sheriff.
That is just awesome. I'm tickled, too.
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September 30, 2004 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops.
Conditioning for football, in more ways than one.
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August 13, 2004 / Friday
Quote of the Day
I shouldn't say I'm a vegetarian because I love sweets.
I swear, I just heard La Toya Jackson say that on her VH1 special.
What kind of sweets does she eat?!
01:53 PM | Quote| Comments (0)
August 07, 2004 / Saturday
Quote of the Day
That looks like a vagina.
Huh, it kinda does.
That's just great. I'll probably fall over laughing the next time someone yells "Shooooot!"
11:16 PM | Hockey:Quote| Comments (0)
July 27, 2004 / Tuesday
Silly Hockey Boys
I quite literally mean boys in the title. So I get to the rink, walk into the locker room, and there's a bunch of teenage boys in there. They look up, and they're all instantly mortified because a girl just walked in.
Um, okay, I'll go change outside ...
I overheard a good quote from one of them later:
Quote of the Day
From one boy to another at tonight's skating camp:
Dude, I've got overdrive. That stuff is like NOS!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that (1) he just admitted that he didn't drive stick and (2) all he's doing when he turns overdrive off is dropping into (probably) 3rd gear. Gosh, I sure hope his car has 3rd gear.
30 seconds later, the same boy to the other boy:
You mean you have to pay for your own gas?!
12:18 AM | Hockey:Quote| Comments (0)
July 15, 2004 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
Is this wire high voltage?
So said by the repair guy into the cell phone in his left hand as he held the suspected high voltage wire in his bare right hand.
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June 06, 2004 / Sunday
Quote of the Day
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I wanted Smarty Jones to win.
Strange words coming from the owner of the horse that won.
But yeah, I understand. I'm not a fan of horse racing, but I wanted Smarty Jones to win, too.
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May 25, 2004 / Tuesday
Quote of the Day
It's been a while since I've posted one of these!
Imposing democracy is an oxymoron. You have to offer democracy, not impose it.
Go Pelosi!
Hey, that rhymes. Would make a good campaign slogan.
10:23 AM | Quote| Comments (0)
March 14, 2004 / Sunday
Quote of the Day
It's actually an e-mail quote from yesterday. Here goes:
We need shooters for the Goalie eval session on 4/11, at 6 pm. Nobody shoots more accurately at the blocker than you, can you come out and shoot on us?
Oh man! I've developed a reputation for shooting at goalies instead of around goalies! Well, at least I'm accurate. I think that's a good thing ... for the opposing goalie!
This was the first e-mail in a while that had me laughing hard enough to fall over.
10:19 AM | Quote| Comments (0)
March 12, 2004 / Friday
Quote of the Day
Are you sure you don't have a second job as an assassin?
So asked my officemate after I rumbled in on my bike this morning. Darth Vivo, yes, assassin, not quite yet. I still need to rig up a hockey stick/katana holder for my bike.
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March 10, 2004 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
There's nothing sexier than a woman on a motorcycle.
So said the guy at the gym when I pulled up today. Nice.
07:48 PM | Motorcycle:Quote| Comments (0)
February 06, 2004 / Friday
Quote of the Day
Although only partially developed, the mouth on her second head moves when Rebeca is being breast-fed.
Creepy.
One more ...
Phrase of the Day
parasitic head
As in ...
We've taken off half the parasitic head, and we haven't had any hemorrhaging.
Imagine your twin-to-be, attached to your head with its head, failing to develop on its own, and growing what it can of itself off of you. Ew.
05:13 PM | Phrase:Quote| Comments (0)
January 08, 2004 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
this is the reason people should be pulled from the jean pool, got too love sounddomain
http://www.sounddomain.com/memberpage/196462
It's not nice to make fun of people posting on the local VW forums, but I just thought it was funny that someone calling for the gene pool extraction of a fellow human bean thinks we're all coded by denim pants.
Either that, or he's part of some Levi's group share that I'm not hip enough to know about.
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January 07, 2004 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
These rovers are very cheap; they cost 3 dollars per American.
So said John Grant from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory on NPR this morning of NASA's Spirit rover, now on Mars. (Did I get enough prepositions in there?) $750 million is cheap?! I don't think he was even including the cost of getting the thing up to Mars.
Well, at least they built independent suspension for each of the rover's 6 wheels. I'd sure hope so, for that much money!
11:06 AM | Quote| Comments (0)
December 12, 2003 / Friday
Quote of the Day
USC played a weaker schedule and lost to a worse team than LSU and Oklahoma.
I take great pleasure in knowing that Cal played a role in keeping USC out of the Sugar Bowl.
I realize that this contradicts my usual stance on wanting to see Pac-10 teams on top. Well, this is because that stance applies to only eight of the ten teams.
I'll let you guess which eight.
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December 02, 2003 / Tuesday
Quote of the Day
You come into the world with nothing.
You leave the world with nothing.
While you're here, you should have something really cool.
From a Harley-Davidson ad in Car & Driver magazine. I'm not that big a fan of Harleys, but their ad was cool, at least.
I'll give a VrooM! to that! 
09:04 AM | Quote| Comments (0)
November 20, 2003 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
I used to run myself into the boards so hard the refs would ask me if I was okay.
I said (okay, IMed) that just now, in response to Andrea's story about tripping me back in the day. I read what I wrote and all of a sudden felt really happy about having learned this whole hockey stop thing.
Moral of that story, since I've linked you to it: If you trip me and I like you I'll laugh. If you trip me and I don't like you I'll try to run you over the next time you go to cross the ice.
06:07 PM | Hockey:Quote| Comments (0)
November 12, 2003 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
How would you like to walk around on the verge of orgasm every second?
Interesting.
Supposedly, it's not as fun as it sounds.
Huh.
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November 08, 2003 / Saturday
Quote of the Day
Ah yes, who has time? But then if we never take time how can we ever have time?
Typed it down as I was watching The Matrix: Reloaded earlier. Let me "Yay!" again about the computer in the living room.
Yay!
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November 05, 2003 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
We'll teach [women] ... how not to get their stilettos stuck in their skirt.
Yeah? Well, sign me up! I'm always tripping myself up in my stilettos and skirt. The worst part is when I fall over and hit my head on stuff. It's such a buzzkill.
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September 15, 2003 / Monday
Quote of the Night
Had dinner with a couple of friends from high school tonight. I hadn't seen one of them in over half a decade. You know what's cool? After all these years, to me it's still a simple, hey, I know her! There was no feeling of needing to be all formal or on my toes or anything. I could just sit there and be me, which was most excellent.
That brings up a good question, though. What's the me now like compared to the me in high school? For sure I must talk more now. I don't think I ever said a word in high school, which I guess was at least better than in middle school, where I practically said negative words. Negative as in vacuum, not bad, but I guess you all figured that.
Went to PF Chang's. One more chain restaurant off the list. The lighting was waaay dim. I got up to go to the bathroom and with my terrible night vision I felt like I was going to bump into everything and everyone. Foamy hand soap at the sink. Raaad.
Anyway, quote for you. I'll even give it QotN status.
There was a boy ... and he was in charge.
I'm still waiting to hear the rest of the story ...
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September 02, 2003 / Tuesday
Quote of the day
I have time to work tonight. Rad.
Nadsy says that's what I said. Sad.
Hey, I rhymed.
Nadsy says that's bad.
Hey, he rhymed.
Cool.
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July 20, 2003 / Sunday
MSF Course Completed!
Yay! I passed my motorcycle safety course. In a week or so I'll go take the DMV written test and have my license.
No, I still don't have a bike yet. One thing at a time!
We got to go faster and do fun drills today. We got to weave and skid and swerve and braaake. Whee.
Quote of the Day
We need to get you on a track!
Yes, Ms. Instructor, ma'am. Sure thing.
Or maybe it should have been, "What? You mean I was only supposed to go 15 miles per hour in that drill? But it's so much more fun doing it at 30!"
Vrooooom!
02:09 PM | Motorcycle:Quote| Comments (0)
June 18, 2003 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.
Don't forget to aim.
Actually from last weekend, and not from me, but from Doug, who got it from somewhere else, maybe someone's journal cover, I don't remember now, gosh, does that mean I need to listen more, oh but I do listen, hrmm, does that make me stupid, and if it does, should Doug throw rocks at me, hey, I have an idea, how about hockey pucks, so I can practice slapping them out of the air with my stick, hooah.
12:23 AM | Quote| Comments (0)
June 15, 2003 / Sunday
Quote of the Day (1/2)
Do that butch thing again.
Said by gay teammate to lesbian teammate in reference to her post-game beer can crushing skills.
Outdone only by ...
Quote of the Day (2/2)
(Translated from Cantonese.) Camping?! You're going camping?! But it's dirty out there and there are insects and worms and snakes and dangerous creatures out there! And you're exposed! And there are bad people out there! It's not safe!!
Thanks, mom.
In case any of you out there ever wondered why I haven't camped much (or spent all that much time out in nature, for that matter), now you know.
Oh, and I should cut back on sports, too, because that will lead to arthritis in old age. Yeah, okay.
08:38 PM | Quote| Comments (0)
June 13, 2003 / Friday
Quote of the Day
- or -
I Waaay Overused The Italics Tag In This Post
We are just trying to be overly cautious.
They're trying to be overly cautious?
No, wait, they're just trying to be overly cautious.
This, from the communications director of Petco. At Petco, it apparently doesn't take much to become director of something that you are completely unqualified to do.
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June 07, 2003 / Saturday
Quote of the Day
In truth, no one would ever find Nemo and the movie would be called "Grinding Nemo".
Official statement from the maker of the Muffin Monster sewage shredder in response to Nemo's escape to the ocean through the drain.
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June 06, 2003 / Friday
Thunderhill!
Thunderhill was a blast.
I went Vrooooom.
I terrorized a lame-O BMW driver who didn't want to let me pass.
I got blown away by Corvettes and Vipers.
Coooool.
• • •
Quote of the Day
That poor guy, being treated that way by a sweet little girl in a cute little car!
My passenger / instructor, in reference to the driver of the BMW I terrorized.
Mmmmmuahahahaha!
• • •
There was a yellow S4 there that belongs to a guy who works at Pixar. The license plate number is FFFF00. Very nice.
Look for it if you're in the bay area. You can tell him the girl in the red GTI who figured out his license plate and terrorized his BMW-driving friend says "Hi".
08:41 PM | Quote:Vroom!| Comments (0)
June 05, 2003 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
What'd you hurt this time?
That's how my doctor greets me now. Aie.
11:28 AM | Injuries:Quote| Comments (0)
June 02, 2003 / Monday
Quote of the Day
Boba has laxatives.
So said Teddio before running off to the bathroom.
• • •
Anyways22: i had a good poop
So the next time any of you are constipated, go get yourself a taro color icy from Tapioca Express. Taro color icy with big boba, because, as Teddio also said today, small boba are strange.
Thanks a lot, Teddio. 
05:03 PM | Drinks:Quote| Comments (0)
May 29, 2003 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
Do you know the feeling when you fuck on cocaine?
A little electronic voice is blasting that line through my headphones.
Over and over and over.
Earlier I was listening to a connecting modem mixed into a song.
The little electronic voice has now switched to a sexy female voice.
Now she's faking an orgasm.
Strange stuff, eurotechno.
• • •
Now they're playing new agey mountaintop yoga music. Where's the bass?
02:56 PM | Quote| Comments (0)
May 20, 2003 / Tuesday
Quote of the Day
One more thing before bed.
Just tried a few bites of an Atkins Chocolate Crunch Bar that I got at the Bay to Breakers Expo. Tasted like heaven. How can a diet candy bar taste so good? Oh, I see ... it's not diet. It's low carb, which means instead of being sugar and fat, it's pure fat. I'm serious; click on the nutritional info link. There's a great quote in the nutritional info pop-up, too, which leads me to my quote of the day:
Excessive consumption may cause a laxative effect.
Yum.
12:09 AM | Quote| Comments (0)
April 28, 2003 / Monday
Quote of the Day
Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics.
I'm told it's a French proverb. I'm not too fond of the word "proverb", and I'm not too fond of using the word "proverb" in my blog, but it is what it is, and I thought the quote was worth quoting.
That schpiel sounded kind of circular, huh?
09:52 AM | Quote| Comments (0)
April 24, 2003 / Thursday
Quote of the Day (1/2)
Every second of every day, you make a choice that can change your life.
From the Run Lola Run trailer.
What am I doing this very second?
I have a resume to submit.
Quote of the Day (2/2)
North Korea has at least one nuclear weapon.
Now what are you going to do about it?
Nice.
So who are we going to attack next? North Korea? Syria? Iran?
10:39 PM | Quote| Comments (0)
April 17, 2003 / Thursday
Quote of the Day (1/2)
Polynomials can do a lot of interesting things.
Imaging guy explanation for why one of our processed 2d gel images looked like a toilet seat.
Quote of the Day (2/2)
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
- Dennis Wholey
Fairly fitting for the goings on of late, I think.
Road Sign of the Day
Men Working In Trees
Yeah, watch out, they might fall on your head.
01:46 PM | Blank Of The Day:Quote| Comments (0)
April 11, 2003 / Friday
Quote of the Day
Freedom's taste is unquenchable.
Yes, Mr. Fleischer, so is the thirst of the people in Basra. What good is freedom when you're dying of thirst?
And for the Iraqis who are hydrated, what does freedom mean? Knocking down statues and taking what's not rightfully theirs? Last time I checked, people who did that in the U.S. got arrested. Does that mean the Iraqis are more free than we are?
Dammit, I demand that we be liberated! I want a regime change! Now!
02:05 PM | Quote| Comments (0)
April 02, 2003 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
Confusing unexploded ordinance with food places children at huge risk of injury or death.
UNICEF is afraid that hungry Iraqi children may try to eat unexploded bomblets they find lying around.
I know, I shouldn't laugh 'cause the thought of little kids eating bombs that blow up in their face is not supposed to be funny, but it's so ridiculous it makes me want to at least chuckle.
*chuckle*
Anyway, the article.
05:16 PM | Quote| Comments (0)
April 01, 2003 / Tuesday
Quote of the Day
You know the world is off tilt, when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.
I don't like Charles Barkley much, but I gotta give him props for a damned good observation about the world.
Props also to Wayneita for finding the quote.
12:30 PM | Quote| Comments (0)
March 31, 2003 / Monday
Quote of the Day
I know I'm not supposed to call them cute, but they look really cute doing that.
Comment from a red division hockey homie watching the newbies wobble through single foot inside edge drills at the rink last night.
Two months, three weeks, and counting ...
10:28 AM | Hockey:Quote| Comments (0)
March 25, 2003 / Tuesday
How Did This Guy Get To Be President?
Every time I hear Little Bush speak I'm amazed at how terrible he is at it. Has anyone else noticed that he's just spewing meaningless phrases half the time? And when they're not meaningless, they're often false. False, as in fictious, which leads me to my quote of the day ...
Quote of the Day
We live in fictitious times. We live in a time where we have fictitious election results that elect fictitious presidents. We live in a time where we have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons, whether it's the fiction of duct tape or the fiction of orange alerts. We are against this war, Mr. Bush. Shame on you, Mr. Bush. Shame on you.
Thank you, Mr. Moore. Thank you.
Oh, look at that. He answered the title question.
Military Operation Name Propaganda Fiction
Who names our military operations? I swear, some of those names are such propaganda it makes my stomach turn. Must be a damned important job, though. Come up with two words that the general public will hear and believe and rally behind. Never mind that the name is a contortion of the truth. What am I talking about? Let's go through some of the more recent ones, shall we?
Operation Liberty Shield - Maybe I'm wrong, but the last time I checked we weren't in danger of having our democratic government overthrown by any dictator or tyrant or rogue internal military force. Our liberty is in danger? How? The biggest threat to our liberty, in my opinion, is Attorney General John Asscroft's desire to lock this country down under his ultra-conservative Christian beliefs.
Operation Iraqi Freedom - I thought we were going into Iraq because Little Bush was upset that Saddam wanted to kill his daddy? I guess Operation Revenge For Daddy wouldn't garner much public support. Okay, well, let's come up with some other reason. WMD! WMD! Unfortunately we can't seem to find any of the weapons of mass destruction that we claim are there. Well gosh, what excuse can we come up with? Hey, I know! Let's blow up Saddam and claim it's so his people can have Freedom. I mean, people hate us because they're just jealous that we have Freedom and they don't, right? Well, let's give it to them! We'll bomb the crap out of the land and hand it back to the people. Free! Free to do whatever they want with it! That is, of course, as long as it fits neatly with our oil drilling, um, I mean, reconstruction plans.
Operation Valiant Strike - Guess what? We're blowing up mountains in Afghanistan again. Planes and bombs and more planes and more bombs. Oh yeah, that's valiant, all right. Really gutsy, dropping bombs from the sky. I wonder what adjective they'll come up with when they actually try to approach with ground forces. Operation SuperDuperValiant Strike?
Disclaimer
Yes, I think our president is an idiot.
Yes, I think our attorney general is a threat to our freedom.
Yes, I think our government is spewing propaganda at us.
Yes, I think this war is unjustified.
But no, don't think for a second that I don't support our troops.
Just wanted to make that clear.
08:33 AM | Quote:Rant/Whine| Comments (0)
March 21, 2003 / Friday
Quote of the Night
Okay, I usually like when women throw their clothes at me, but this shirt isn't mine, so whose is it?
Overheard in the locker room after hockey tonight, courtesy of the division coordinator after someone else's sweatshirt landed on her lap.
11:37 PM | Quote| Comments (0)
Quote of the Day
build boards not bombs
You mean snowboards, right Cap'n?
The little ones with the wheels don't seem to like me much.
And while I'm on this whole blogging at the Cap'n kick ...
Here's to an excellent time at your new job!
Yar!
06:05 PM | Quote| Comments (0)
March 19, 2003 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
U.S. forces may release "e-bomb" on Iraqis.
Massive rave expected to ensue.
FARK.com's intro to this article.
Why didn't I think of that? I read "e-bomb" and thought of electronics. I guess I'm more geek than raver after all.
06:16 PM | Quote| Comments (0)
March 12, 2003 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
It's articles like these that make me check two or three times to make sure that I'm reading CNN.com and not The Onion?!?
Well put!
03:22 PM | Quote| Comments (0)
March 06, 2003 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
If there was a veto applied by one of the countries ... or by countries that I thought were applying the veto unreasonably then in those circumstances I would.
Dear Mr. Blair,
Don't you know that you're supposed to use "were" instead of "was" when you use the past subjunctive? And you call yourself British! You're supposed to have better grammar than we Americans do. Ah, Tony, you must be spending too much time with Dubya. Don't listen to that guy; he makes up words and stuff. Don't misunderestimate him, either, unless you want to see him pout.
- 
And, of course, the rant:
Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but it appears to me that Tony Blair is saying, "I don't care what you guys think; I think you're wrong. I also don't care that the whole point of veto power is so that the powers of the world don't wage an unjustified war. I also also don't care that there are more permanent security council members against war than for it, because the U.S. wants war and I'll do whatever it takes to keep Dubya happy 'cause he's no fun to talk to when he pouts."
No, seriously, what's the point of veto power if it's ignored? If the U.S. were to veto something and be ignored, hell, we'd probably try to wage war on the U.N.!
You know what I said when Dubya was awarded the presidency? Yes, I meant to say "awarded". I don't think the word "won" should apply.
I said, "Great. This dumbass is gonna start World War Three."
Let's hope I'm wrong.
11:31 AM | Quote| Comments (0)
February 21, 2003 / Friday
Quote of the Day
This is called a feature.
Developer retort to a "defect" entry in the bug database.
04:58 PM | Quote| Comments (0)
February 14, 2003 / Friday
Quote of the Day
Zarro Boogs found.
That's what our bug tracking system says for my list of things to fix.
WOooWOoo ... la la la.
Um ... okay. What do I work on now?
11:17 AM | Quote| Comments (0)
February 12, 2003 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
If that is not an unholy partnership, I have not heard of one. This is the nightmare that people have warned about, the linking up of Iraq with al Qaeda.
Uh-oh, a White House quote. Straight from Ari Fleischer's mouth ...
I guess I was wrong. I had originally thought this whole Iraq thing was just lil' ole Dubya acting out 'cause he was mad that Saddam wanted to kill his dad.
Nope, turns out there's more to it than that. My god, an unholy partnership! Well, as the protector of all things holy, the United States must defend the world from evil Saddam and the even eviler ... Osama.
Ooh ... say it again! A little more like Mufasa this time ... Osssama!
Um, yeah. Anyway, I'm a little irked that this whole Iraq / al Qaeda thing is being turned into our own little good vs. evil holy war. Is the White House trying to piss off the terrorists? I mean, these guys are doing this to be holy, in their minds, and we're calling them unholy? Can we quit with the religious name-calling? We're good, they're evil; they're good, we're evil. Hell, it's all relative anyway. And the last time I checked we weren't a theocracy, which I think means unholiness is not a valid basis for war.
But hell, what do I know?
Know what I do know? This little part of the dog ain't waggin' along.
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February 11, 2003 / Tuesday
Quote of the Day
I don't know which pisses me off more, people who think they're smarter than I am* or people who think I'm stupid. I know that sounds like I'm saying the same thing with different wording but I'm not. You know what's even worse? People who do both. You know what's even worse than that? People who do both and contaminate my cube while they're at it.
I think it's time for some [cube contaminators] to "move on to another challenge".
Amen. Go condescend and contaminate at some other company.
* Unless, of course, they really are smarter than I am, in which case it's perfectly okay with me for them to think so, but that is definitely not the case with our little cube contaminator.
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February 06, 2003 / Thursday
Messed Up Politician Quote of the Day
We were at war. They (Japanese-Americans) were an endangered species. For many of these Japanese-Americans, it wasn't safe for them to be on the street.
Ohhhhh ... so that's why we had to take everything from them and imprison them. It was for their own good! If we lock them up, then they won't get hurt! I get it!
Right. That, and Japanese-Americans were an endangered species. I wonder what species he thinks they are. He must have thought those internment camps were a great idea. You know, kind of like zoos. You guys all know how I feel about zoos, right?
Maybe I'm being a worrywart, but I have to say, it bothers me just a wee little bit that the guy who said this is the head of a homeland security subcommittee.
Speaking of which, let me tell you all again exactly how I feel about the homeland security agency and the guy who runs it.
Erf.
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December 16, 2002 / Monday
Quote of the Day
I love Mendelian genetics.
Courtesy of yours truly. I meant it, too. It's good stuff. Fun fun for everyone!
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December 05, 2002 / Thursday
Confusing Quote of the Day
The White House declined to say what evidence it has that Iraq had maintained chemical, biological and nuclear arms programs. But it said it has intelligence, some of which would be provided to the U.N. inspectors.
Intelligence? Where? Certainly not in our commander in chief.
Intelligence of the information sort? Like the intelligence that aimed our bombs at the Chinese Embassy in Belgrade? Yeah, very reliable.
Oh, and check out the headline for the article that the quote came from. "He's lying! We don't care if the U.N. inspectors don't find anything!"
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November 30, 2002 / Saturday
Quote of the Day (A Special Translated Edition)
I've sort of been in denial the last few years about the dog being my mom's favorite. Yesterday she put an end to that ...
Sis: Mom, why is everyone so tolerant with the dog? She's just a dog!
Mom: She's not just a dog! She's your sister!
As a matter of fact, my mom is talking to the dog as I type. Earlier this morning she talked right over me because she had something to say to her dear Bobo. Something about being a good doggie for pooping on command.
Arf.
• • •
Aiyah, puppy, why do you look so sad? Come! I'll brush your hair!
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November 25, 2002 / Monday
Quote of the Day
International panda experts have designed computer software to help the charismatic and endangered bears find their ideal mates ...
http://pandabear.matchmaker.com ... has a nice ring to it.
It makes a lot more sense once you read the rest of the story.
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October 10, 2002 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
Why are we given the curse of imagining eternity when we can't experience it, when we ourselves are so finite?
From a story in the book I'm reading, The Butcher's Wife by Louise Erdrich.
This reminds me of something I read in the last book I finished, though. The one about brain zombies and what-not. There was a question posed about why we care about what other people think of us after we die. Why should we care what they think? It's not like we'll be there to see it. It's not like we'll be there to have to deal with it. Who cares if people find out all your deep dark secrets?
I care. I don't know why, but I care. I'll find a way to care when I'm dead, too, and I'll care in death for all of eternity.
Strange, we humans.
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September 27, 2002 / Friday
Quote of the Day
There's no doubt his hatred is mainly directed at us. There's no doubt he can't stand us. After all, this is the guy that tried to kill my Dad.
And that is why President Bush wants to go to war against Iraq.
Don't worry, Dad, I'll make sure the bad man with the mustache and the nuclear weapons doesn't get you. I'm the president!
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September 23, 2002 / Monday
Quote of the Day
Devil comes in form of HOT MAN
God comes in form of Bobo
You haven't experienced doG until you've experienced Bobo ... or so says the Drunken Pookie Cult. ArF!!
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September 06, 2002 / Friday
Quote of the Day
We are both professionals with full time jobs, we like to hang out, watch/play sports, do stuff at 4:20 and go out.
No comment. Just a chuckle.
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August 28, 2002 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
my life is not so bad... in fact... it is pretty damn good... and I need to stop getting hung up on the little things that go wrong now and then and I need to focus on the truly great things that I so often take for granted... I really take too many things for granted... I need to take some time to sit back and realize how truly lucky I have been.
Cap'n Sean is right. I should print it out and put it on my wall. I should put it on all my walls. Every last one. I should because I know it and sometimes my mind gets all funny and forgets and needs a reminder. Thanks Sean for the reminder. Yar.
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August 09, 2002 / Friday
Quote of the Day
Once when I was little I slipped on a patch of ice and my hand fell on a cactus plant.
'Cause, you know, cacti thrive in arctic environments.
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July 30, 2002 / Tuesday
Quote of the Day
I swear, if guys didn't have penises I wouldn't like them.
Today's quote courtesy of yours truly. And yes, I mean it!
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July 15, 2002 / Monday
Powerp.u.ck Girls (remove the .'s) Game 8
So the Dragons wanted a rematch. They said game 6 was a fluke. They said they were shorthanded in that game. So tonight they all came. They took their 3 best players, put them on an O line, and sent them after us. And when it was all over they had nothing on the scoreboard to show for it. Zero. No goals. Bye bye.
That's right, we shut them out! 3-0! All from my line! I got an assist, then a goal, then a dead-on backhand shot that found its way to the back of the net 2 rebounds later. Whoo for me! I was an UberVivo on the ice tonight.
I didn't start off very uber, though. I got waaay too pumped up for the game. On the first play I had a breakaway and I got so excited I fell on my face. Yes, on my face. I also somehow managed to get the puck to my teammate while on my face. Phew. I redeemed myself on the next play with an assist. Phew again!
My center had some words of inspiration for me before the game ...
Quote of the Day
It's all on you today. Puck's on your stick ... puck's in the goal. Visualize. Got it?
Um, yeah, sure. No pressure. Uh-huh.
Good thing I can visualize.
My new goal of the season: Green Division MVP. And if I don't get it, my center damned well better get it. I don't want any Dragons winning that honor!
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July 14, 2002 / Sunday
Quote of the Day
I swear, if he wasn't heterosexual he'd be gay.
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July 04, 2002 / Thursday
Powerp.u.ck Girls (remove the .'s) Game 7 ... Special Bonus Post At The End
We're beginning to dominate.
Seven goals for game 7, to the other team's one. I guess that's what happens when you learn to pass. We wore out their goalie tonight. And at the end of it all, most of us weren't even tired.
I got to play right wing again, with my favorite center and left winger teammates. I requested that line because I knew we could score. I think our line scored half our goals. Whee!
Got me an assist and another breakaway goal. Oh, but it wasn't just any breakaway. It was a breakaway on a penalty kill off my own faceoff! Whee again!
WOooWOoo for the Powerp.u.ck Girls (remove the .'s) !!
You guys all know by now to remove the .'s, right?
Okay, and now for the bonus.
The Post-Game Bonus
So after the game the other team's captain came around and invited us all to have a beer at an Irish karaoke pub nearby. Sure, I said. It's always good to hang out with everyone afterward. Besides, I wanted to sing!
I reek of smoke. The place was full of smoking drunks. But they were singing and having a good time so it was all good.
I realized about 2 minutes after I got there that I was the only straight one in my group. I got to hear lots about the drunken dyke march at the Gay Pride Parade last weekend. A different crowd indeed, my hockey homies. Kind of refreshing, actually.
Pause here for 1:30 AM donut run with Chih.
Back. Had the usual chocolate covered old fashioned donut. Threw in a carton of milk for good measure.
So yeah, beer and dyke talk. I signed up to sing Limp Bizkit somewhere along the way. Finally my turn came up and I busted out with a full on Fred Durst rendition of My Way. Yeeeah! Everyone in the place went nuts and started jumping around. I had a little mosh pit going! I finished up and random bar patrons came up to high five me. My hockey homies looked at my glass of water and wondered how I managed to Durst out sober.
But you guys, I do everything sober!
There was this old drunk guy at the bar smoking cigars. He put a quarter in one of those stuffed animal claw machines in the corner of the bar and won himself a stuffed ducky. The duck was just sitting there on the bar next to him as he drank. At one point I picked it up and made it dance. Oh! Conversation post!
Conversation of the Day
- I want you to have this duck.
- But he's your drinking buddy!
- No no, I just talked to him and he says he wants to go home with you,
not me.
Thanks for the stuffed duck, old drunk guy.
I've got a quote of the day, too. It's from my steer wrestler teammate, whose birthday is today. Oh, by the way, happy July 4th, everyone!
Quote of the Day
It wasn't until I was four that I realized the fireworks weren't for me.
Hockey and dykes and duckies and Limp Bizkit karaoke. Whee!
A Bonus Bonus Section
There was going to be only one bonus section, but Chih decided he wanted a donut while I was writing the original bonus section and so now there's a bonus to the bonus. The donut was decent and the free fresh donut holes were great. I'm not sure whether we got the donut holes because of my irresistible cuteness or Chih's irresistible hottieness. Either way, we chowed and talked and then played with bright orange vinyl plasticky flags at a Berkeley intersection at 3 in the morning. Quite fun. A lovely way to finish off the night!
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June 20, 2002 / Thursday
Quote of the Night
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Okay, so it's more like a quote from within a quote, but that's all I need. That one little line is the part I like. What an eloquent way of saying, "You pissed me off. Now you're gonna die." The Bible through a Hollywood filter. Makes me wanna go out and get some religion!
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June 19, 2002 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
If you consume more than one seat,
you will be charged for more than one seat.
Southwest Airlines spokeswoman Beth Harbin on their decision to more strictly enforce their "people of size" policy starting next week.
I've got a few things to say about that!
1. It's about time!
2. Do the consumable seats come with any sort of condiments?
3. People got "sat on". Huh-huh.
4. Ticketing agents beware! You're gonna get "sat on" by hoards of
disgruntled "people of size" when you try to charge them extra.
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June 06, 2002 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
I can't speculate on those things right now. I haven't really gone through that. So I just won't speculate on that.
Attorney General John Asscroft in response to whether his new racial fingerprinting plan would have thwarted the 9/11 attacks last year. Sounds to me like he's saying that even though he's implementing this bold new plan which is sure to inconvenience and anger countless innocent people, he doesn't know whether it will actually have an effect on countering terrorism. Not only that, but the reason he doesn't know is that he hasn't thought it through. But hey, let's do it anyway because if they're Middle Eastern they must be terrorists. Every red blooded right wing American knows that!
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May 02, 2002 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
Ooh ... Trip toys!
Said by a coworker in reponse to my new Rav'n Party Lights:
Pretty, huh?
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April 10, 2002 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
I found a green pill on my floor today and I thought it was E ... Veronica screamed, "Don`t eat it!" (like i`m stupid enuf to eat mysterious pills) Anywho, turns out it`s birth control.
Dear Pookie ... I have a few things to say about this:
1. Do you have so much extra that it's falling out of your pockets now?
2. Veronica is wise. Test it first so you know what you're taking.
3. Too bad it turned out to be birth control.
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March 07, 2002 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
Mango's not OKAY. Mango kicks ass!
B----K: i have green tea ice cream if u want some
SoopahViv: i have mango Häagen dazs
SoopahViv: trade ya
B----K: u can just have some
SoopahViv: aww you no like mango?
B----K: eh...it's ok
SoopahViv: mango's not OKAY. mango kicks ass!
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February 20, 2002 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
We're peaceful people. We have no intention of invading North Korea.
So said Dubya during his visit to South Korea this week. Peaceful, my ass! Didn't he order the invasion and subsequent beating down of Afghanistan in an unsuccessful attempt to hunt down Osama I'm-attached-to-a-dialysis-machine bin Laden? I've got two pieces of advice for Kim Jong-il. 1. If you strike oil in your country keep it a secret. 2. If you find Osama bin Laden in your country keep that a secret too. If you let Dubya find out you'll be getting a visit from the U.S. Armed Forces pretty soon. Don't worry about the keeping a secret part. If you keep your mouth shut the U.S. intelligence agencies won't figure it out. And if they do it'll be wrong anyway and they'll invade your neighbor or something. They always seem to miss by a bit.
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January 29, 2002 / Tuesday
Quote of the Day (1/2)
I don't have alabaster skin. I have this pinkish, burns easily, crappy skin.
Quote of the Day (2/2)
I want most things in life with sausage.
Scully is full of good quotes today. Must be that new job!
• • •
Clarification of quote 2 here.
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January 28, 2002 / Monday
Quote of the Day
A tickle's better than a trickle!
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January 23, 2002 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
... when cnn says "5 afghans were injured", a small part of me thinks ... "Those poor little blankets" ... I just picture these injured blankets lying in the sand.
Don't feel bad about it, Scully. The mere fact that you feel bad means you have nothing to feel bad about. Consider yourself better informed and be happy.
The blankets thing was cute, by the way.
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January 11, 2002 / Friday
Quote of the Day
If I were a gene I'd want you to grok my picture.
I know, Patling, all the other genes have been wanting me to grok their pictures for years now.
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December 28, 2001 / Friday
Quote of the Day
Why is it that Asian girls make such good accessories?
For the record, I am more of a pitbull than an accessory.
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December 22, 2001 / Saturday
Quote of the Day
What, you mean you can't just squish it?
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December 09, 2001 / Sunday
Quote of the Day
Come let your sister fix your eyebrows.
Thanks mom, but I didn't know my eyebrows were broken.
And by the way, sis doesn't think they're broken either.
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November 21, 2001 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
My mind isn't in the gutter ...
My mind IS the gutter!
Courtesy of yours truly.
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November 16, 2001 / Friday
Quote of the Day
I said it and you can find it here.
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November 13, 2001 / Tuesday
Quote of the Day 2
Your eyes glisten like Preparation H on hemorrhoids.
Nadsy's such a romantic, isn't he?
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Quote of the Day 1
Rims are like booty.
I will leave that statement up to interpretation. Confused? Ted can explain.
• • •
You know, I've linked to Ted's blog far too much these last couple of days. Teddio, will ya stop being so bloggable?
I need to be more like Patling. His links have variety.
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November 07, 2001 / Wednesday
Quote of the Day
I'm trying hard to be normal!
No, dammit! Forget this trying to be normal business! Just be yourself. It's effortless and you'll feel good about it. I promise.
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November 05, 2001 / Monday
Quote of the Day
I'm gonna sleep. Do whatever you want to me.
You're probably thinking, "What?!" ... Yeah. Exactly.
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November 01, 2001 / Thursday
Quote of the Night (From Last Night)
Hey y'all. Happy November! I think I owe you a report on Halloween.
I spent Halloween with a caesar salad (Patling), a basket of laundry (Nadsy), a cat burgular, and three Crayola® crayons: karin blue, a clockwork orange, and pimp yellow (Teddio). I sprouted froggies for the occasion.
So anyway, the salad, the laundry, the cat burgular and I had dinner and went to the Castro where we pushed and shoved and got pushed and got shoved and watched lots of people dancing and stripping and dancing naked on balconies and MUNI sheltertops and anything else they could climb on top of. Then the cat burgular went home and we hooked up with the crayons. The crayons brought drinks. Then they finished their drinks and went for more. The pimp yellow crayon bought me a Smirnoff Ice. Mmm! I started jumping around, and I didn't stop until we got to the bus station at 3 AM. Some nice guy gave us a buck so the caesar salad could get on the bus. All I had asked for was 3 cents (we had the other 97) but he didn't have 3 cents. I offered him some candy. He said he wasn't into sweets. I offered him a frog. Again he declined. An hour later the bus came and I gave out froggies to fellow passengers. Then I drove the caesar salad back to his car and the basket of laundry back home and fell into bed around 5 AM. Then I got up to sleepsit through a meeting this morning. And now I'm tired.
Did I mention I got my picture taken with a naked guy?
Well, he wasn't really naked, but he was damned close to it! What a hottie! The 1st time I saw him I didn't manage to chase him down. The 2nd time it was too crowded and he escaped again. The 3rd time I ran after him and said, "Please please please please pleeeeease can I get a picture with you?" His friend rolled his eyes but the naked guy said, "Sure." I'm gonna make a poster out of it.
Jump jump jump.
Hop hop hop.
Spin spin spin.
Prance prance prance.
Dance dance dance.
• • •
EVERYONE LOVES CRAYONS !!
Yes, Teddio, they all love you and your pimp yellowness.
I'M A PONY !!
No, Teddio, I think maybe you've had enough to drink.
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October 27, 2001 / Saturday
Quote of the Day
Now if you'll excuse me I have a beam of light to catch.
Go see K-PAX. It's good stuff. Moo.
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October 12, 2001 / Friday
Quote of the Day
Find is hard to time.
What?? Yeah, exactly. Ask the hoorta guy.
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September 23, 2001 / Sunday
Quote of the Day
So I talked to him today. Before that we'd only talked once over the last 2½ weeks, and that one talk was more to make sure I wasn't on one of the doomed September 11th flights than to talk. So I guess we haven't really talked. He's gone into hiding to deal with all this and I've just been trying to learn to not need to talk to him all the time.
But today I called because I decided I wanted my keys back. Not because I didn't want him to have them, but because he doesn't need them and it's far more useful for me to have a spare set. And finally he came out of hiding. And we talked. Our first real talk in a long time. Very Kleenex intensive.
Why am I writing about this? Because I'm a little amazed. During our talk I told him more about how I felt than I've blogged here in the last month. I pretty much told him everything I was feeling. I told him why I was sad and why I was mad and what I thought it all meant. And I realized that he still knows me better than anyone else in the world. And I still talk to him like he's my best friend. Does that mean he still is? I know he can't be forever. We will both have other relationships and I don't think either of us want to have the best friend perspective on them. So what's gonna happen? How will I know it has happened?
I'm so confused. But it was good to talk to him again.
I miss him. I miss the cats. But I know it's better this way.
• • •
If I let myself stay sad I'll just be stuck in the same place forever. I think I need to be mad at you and just let it run it course so if I get pissy at you for no reason then that's why.
I can't quite imagine what it's like to hear someone tell you that. But that's what I felt so that's what I said. Yet I feel somewhat selfish for having said it. Strange, this whole emotion thing.
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September 01, 2001 / Saturday
Quote of the Day
I want a 2-door car but the doors are too heavy. They're smaller on sedans so I can open them more easily.
Someone actually said this to me last night. This person needs to go to the gym and start lifting. Oh, heck, lifting Campbell Soup cans would probably be a workout for them. And then when they get stronger they can move on to Chunky. Bigger cans and more soup to feed those growing muscles.
Help! I parked on a hill and can't open my coupe door!
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August 30, 2001 / Thursday
Quote of the Day
8:18:01 PM EDT Wednesday
Pilot over intercom:
"Please keep your seat belt fastened when in your seats in case of any unexpected turbulence.
Presently we do not expect any unexpected turbulence during the flight."
Long pause ...
D'oh!
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August 06, 2001 / Monday
Quote of the Day
Nadsy says:
god made dirt
so dirt don't hurt
Something about how you can eat it and stuff. Yo.
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July 24, 2001 / Tuesday
Quote of the Day
Bite the bedbugs first.
Thank you Patling for that insightful bit of advice. I've always wondered what I could do to defend myself against those horrid little creatures. So the trick is to be offensive, not defensive! All right! I can't wait to go to bed and try it out.
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July 20, 2001 / Friday
Quote of the Day
Hey, it's that dude from whatchamacallit.
Perfectly understood. But no one knew his name.
Sucks to be that dude.
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July 16, 2001 / Monday
Quote of the Day
Plumbing is important to me.
Who said it? I said it!
No plumbing means no shower. No shower? No thanks!
And that's why I've never gone camping.
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July 06, 2001 / Friday
Quote of the Day
This is very dangerous -- look how large those rubber penises are.
Gotta hand it to the Cambodian police, raiding sex shops in an effort to protect women's health.
Oh thank you for saving me from that large rubber penis officer! How could I ever repay you?
