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January 31, 2008 / Thursday
As If Madeline Albright Wasn't Scary Enough Already
I think I had my first clown nightmare last night. This clown (think Madeline Albright, but shorter and dumpier, although this clown wasn't based on her) had Sylar-like powers and wanted to kill me with a bazillion stainless steel shears the way Sylar "killed" Peter Petrelli in season 1 of Heroes. (Well, sort of, except that it would have left me looking like a back-to-front stainless steel shears version of The Ex Knife Holder.) She had somehow gotten into my car and was sitting in the passenger's seat. I got out and ran upstairs, where I tried to explain to my mom what was going on, but I don't think the urgency of the situation really got through to her. Then I woke up. I jumped out of bed, turned the lights on, and hopped on the computer to try to get something else into my head. It wasn't so much the flying shears that freaked me out; rather, it was the image of the short dumpy Madeline Albright clown I needed to shake.
Madeline Albright: 400 pound leg presser, telekinetic shear thrower, and scary clown extraordinaire.
January 31, 2008 12:41 PM | Dreams
Comments
ok, you are forbidden from including political figures in future dreams, because the mental image you've produced is just WRONG.
Posted by: heather at January 31, 2008 02:23 PM
Oh, I know it's WRONG, and I SO wish I hadn't dreamt it.
Posted by: Viv at January 31, 2008 02:28 PM