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August 28, 2007 / Tuesday

Tuesday Morning Fucktard

It's okay if you pass me because you're faster, but don't pass me for the sake of passing me and then ride like a slow ass fucktard. If there hadn't been traffic in the lane next to us I would have passed you back. As it was, I was trying my best not to bump your tire. Fucktard!

The fucktard must have pissed me off, because I then...

(1) passed another cyclist going up the Wolfe overpass. This was even a real cyclist, all wiry legged and in gear on a road bike, not one of those tubby dudes sporting baggy jeans on a little squirt Huffy. Hooray for mash.

(2) made it into work in record time: 13:41, 31 seconds faster than my last record. Riding to work usually takes me somewhere between 15-17 minutes. Hooray for new records!

If I come across the fucktard again I'm totally bumping his ass off the road.

August 28, 2007 09:28 AM | Rant/Whine:Road

Comments

I've had similar incidents with cars. I particularly dislike the drivers that feel the need to pull out from a side road/driveway right in front of me when there is no one behind me.

Maybe you need an air horn attachment on your bike.

Posted by: KarenB at August 28, 2007 11:06 AM

That'd be hilarious! An air horn would probably scare them off their bike seat. :-D

Posted by: Viv at August 28, 2007 11:09 AM

ha, here i was thinking you were in your car. i wonder what the "serious biker" was thinking when you passed him? =D

Posted by: i, andrea at August 28, 2007 02:03 PM

He was probably thinking he should stand up next time so he doesn't get passed by a girl...

Posted by: Viv at August 28, 2007 02:15 PM

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