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August 04, 2006 / Friday
Thoughts On Global Warming
Per Wendy's request.
Is it true?
I don't know, but if it is, I'd better learn to swim before the icecaps melt.
The recent heat wave has convinced Pat Robertson that it's true, and that we should do something about it. I wonder why he didn't just tell everyone to pray for cooler weather. Which does he believe in more, global warming, or the power of God? I don't know if I should listen to this guy anymore. Oh, wait, I never did.
Enough about Pat Roberton. More about global warming. I don't care whether or not it's the cause of the recent heat wave, but if it is, shouldn't it be called "global heating"? "Warming" is such a mild and comfy term. Maybe if we renamed it to "global heating" more people would pay attention. Heck, why not take it a step further and call it "global scorching"? That'll get 'em to listen!
But yeah, as long as it's called global warming, I'm not going to worry much. Gonna hop on my emissions canister liberated motorcycle and go home now.
Update (it's now 5 hours later): Global warming (and the accompanying heat wave 2 weekends ago) destroyed my (okay, Aaron's) chocolate. Stop polluting the earth, people! Please! For the sake of the chocolate!
Comments
Global scorching! I love it! Pat Robertson may be praying for cooler weather, but does he only want it after Armageddon? Speaking of scorching, yes, have you practiced any more swimming for when the ice melts? Speaking of when the ice melts, could the destroyed chocolate have been resurrected in the Jedi's Magic Fountain of Chocolatey-ness? Speaking of resurrection...
Posted by: Wendy at August 7, 2006 08:35 AM