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November 03, 2005 / Thursday
If You Weren't So Dumb, You Wouldn't Have To Die
My apartment has been, to my knowledge, mouse-free for months now. It was, at least, until last night. As I was sitting in my living room being geeky, I thought I saw a little mouse scamper through the hallway just outside the room. I was busy, so I thought nothing of it and went back to what I was doing.
A little later, from the same geeky spot, I saw another little mouse (it was probably the same one) scamper across the living room. The first little mouse may have been a hallucination, but this one was most definitely real. HELLO, I'M STILL IN HERE! It didn't even have the courtesy to wait until I'd gone to bed! That does it; the mouse must die.
Out came the snap traps, and the very aromatic jar of natural peanut butter that's just not quite artificial enough for my liking. I dabbed some pb on the traps, set them out, and this morning had a little dead mouse clipped and flipped over in the hallway. Bye bye, dum dum. Remember not to scamper across God's fully lit living room in heaven.
The entire hallway smelled of all natural honey peanut butter. What mouse could resist that? What ants could resist that? I quickly put the traps away. I hope I don't come home to an ant trail in the kitchen.
November 3, 2005 10:21 AM | Pests
Comments
Outside = nature.
Inside = nuisance.
Nuisance = short life span.
Posted by: Mike at November 3, 2005 11:00 AM