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August 09, 2005 / Tuesday

Spider Poop?!

I came home today to a big spider pooping on my wall.
I took pictures, but they're too gross to share.

• • •

Okay, fine, I'll share.
Ew.

August 9, 2005 10:09 PM | Pests

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Why, why do you tease us so?!?

:)

(I wanna see the spider pooping, dammit! I've never seen a spider poop before!)

Posted by: Rat at August 10, 2005 10:50 AM

actually, i'd like to see what it looks like too...i've been finding these weird brown spots around the house, but they're in weird areas, like a small cluster of small spots on the laundry detergent bottle, on the kitchen backsplash and the armrest of the couch. i have no idea what these spots are!

Posted by: i, andrea at August 10, 2005 12:37 PM

i think the spiders need to hear that poop goes in the potty. not on the wall...poop goes in the potty.

:-D

Posted by: cheddah j at August 10, 2005 12:42 PM

omg, LMAO! yes, indeed, poop should go in the potty, but then again, i don't want any spiders in my potty!

Posted by: i, andrea at August 10, 2005 12:51 PM

But they are easier to flush that way!

Posted by: LisaK at August 10, 2005 01:47 PM

You simply MUST post the photos. It is your doody to share the poopy photos with the world. Some of us are too quick to kill the little bastards and never get to watch in amazement as they crap on our walls, floors, counters, pillowcases, etc.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE???

Posted by: red at August 10, 2005 02:08 PM

Okay, okay, I'll update the post with a picture!

Posted by: Viv at August 10, 2005 04:27 PM

ew, what kind of nasty assed spider is that?! =O

hmm, the spots sorta looks like ours. *so* weird.

Posted by: andrea at August 10, 2005 05:21 PM

omg, Red. the "doody" part made me audibly snort.

*snort*

Posted by: cheddah j at August 10, 2005 05:22 PM

Maybe it's not poop, but instead they are adapting. They've learned that when you squish them, their little babies die. So now they are leaving little spidey-baby-pods around your house.

Posted by: LisaK at August 10, 2005 06:00 PM

Oh, that's just wonderful. I've rubbed spidey-baby-pods all over my wall.

Posted by: Viv at August 10, 2005 08:55 PM

Eww.

Excellent! :)

You have got the freakiest-assed spiders in your house that I've ever seen! I salute you--if I had spiders like that in my house, I'd move. Even if it meant I had to live in the car with Dan and all three cats.

Of course, the cats would probably eat the spiders, so there you go.

Posted by: Rat at August 11, 2005 09:58 AM

yeah, but that wouldn't work, there are spiders in my car!

Posted by: andrea at August 11, 2005 11:15 AM

Wanna borrow some cats? :)

Posted by: Rat at August 11, 2005 02:01 PM

I totally want a cat, but my aunt hates them. Siiigh.

Posted by: Viv at August 11, 2005 04:50 PM