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August 15, 2005 / Monday
Peanut Milk
They had a new beverage in the company cafeteria today.
Peanut milk! I love anything with peanuts! I bought one.
I looked at the bottle. "Signs & Wonders"? I figured it was some new agey thing.
It had a web address on the back: www.peanutmilk.net
"We acknowledge God Almighty as the Head of this company."
Wow.
"For more information, please visit: www.billygraham.org, www.bible.com"
Double wow.
Thanks to God Almighty, this drink has been blessed with the power to cure hangovers, migranes, crucified hands, boost sexual energy, and even make hair grow.
I took a couple sips and decided I didn't like it, but Vinny drank half the bottle. I will monitor him for changes. If he comes in energetically glowing tomorrow, I'll go buy myself a case and chug it.
August 15, 2005 01:26 PM | Drinks
Comments
i'm surprised it didn't say, "god will strike you down if you do not drink five a day."
hmm, or...
"all the REAL christians drink it."
"WWJD - what would jesus drink?"
"approved beverage of the last supper."
"drink your way to god's heart."
bleah.
Posted by: andrea at August 15, 2005 02:25 PM
That wasn't blood pouring out of Jesus' veins on the cross, no, it was Peanut Milk!
Posted by: Liz at August 15, 2005 04:10 PM