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February 27, 2005 / Sunday
What's Up, Brain?
Straaange dream this morning. I could try to lay it out chronologically, but it all doesn't fit together that well. Some highlights.
Some real-life version of Toot from Drawn Together lured me into a room, closed the door, tossed me some white pantyhose, and when I turned around, she was in a pink ballet outfit, also wearing white pantyhose, trying to relive her glory days as an anorexic ballet dancer.
We had the front door open, and some gang members walked by. They didn't do anything, but then these little pushy asian girls busted in. I went to the bathroom, and could hear them giving the other people in the house trouble. Then one of them barged into the bathroom. WTF? My pants are down! I yelled at her and they left.
There were cute kids in the house, but I never actually saw them.
The house belonged to some smooth mafioso leader guy. I somehow saw in my mind a little trip that the mafioso guy took earlier in the day, in his swanky car with his bodyguards. They drove into the mountains, pulled over, and tossed some guy from the trunk over the edge of a lush green cliff. He fell and fell, and then the cliff turned into a gigantic whirlpool. I don't think the cops trawl in there.
Then I was back at the house, and it was me and Teddio and some familar middle-aged woman whom I can't seem to identify now. We were supposed to watch a movie to kill time, but no one could decide what to watch. Teddio kept asking me if I was annoyed 'cause people were being indecisive. I wasn't, and I said so, but he wouldn't believe me. Hrmm, I think the Toot bit came after this, but I'm not sure.
Toward the end, I was thinking about leaving the house. I was talking to Danny Devito. Apparently he was the mafioso guy's butler. He didn't like the fact that the mafioso guy was killing people. Then the mafioso guy came back. He was smoooooth. I didn't care that he killed people, because he was smoooooth. He had to go out again. I heard Danny Devito on the phone, alerting someone to the fact that mafioso guy was going out. A hit! I turned to smooth mafioso guy and mouthed, "Don't go!" He turned to one of this associates and said, "I think I'll take a different engine today." I think I offered to drive him. Ha! Danny Devito turned to me and gave me this nasty look. Smooth mafioso guy walked out the door and into the hallway (the house is now a condo). Danny Devito was a few steps behind him. I caught DD's attention and gave him the finger. They left, and I knew that they were going to dispose of DD along with whatever else they were heading out to do.
Then I got a call on my cell phone from the mafiosos telling me the tunnel to the airport was closed and would be for the next day. I was supposed to fly out that afternoon. Bah!
So then I went to check out the tunnel, and it turned out it was a suspension bridge, and they were fixing one of the cables. I stayed and watched. It was interesting, and, I'm sure, nothing like what would happen in real life.
Oh, yeah, it wasn't real life.
February 27, 2005 10:59 AM | Dreams