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July 09, 2004 / Friday

Belated Thursday Cantonese Haiku

aiyah gnoh say lah!
mah mee wun doe gnoh goh blog!
gnoh cheun! mmm siu sum!

lau fahn yoo ah el
hai his tree bah. keuh wun doe.
dook joah gay tsee lah!

gnoh deem joe hoe leah?
yiu siu sum gnoh seah dee yeah
gang bay mah mee lao!

You guys will like this one...

ack i'm gonna die!
my mom found my blog!
stupid me! not careful!

left the URL
in the history bar. she found it.
she's read it several times already!

what do i do?
have to be careful what i write
afraid she'll yell at me!

Every blogger's nightmare! No more swearing, no more ranting, no more being mean, no more posts about road battles with stupid drivers... looks like all that's left to write about is hockey. Oh, but I shouldn't write about my injuries. I'll make her worry and she'll tell me to find a less injurious (is that a word?) sport.

Okay, maybe not. I will temper only the most unapprovable content.

This does, however, remind me of a conversation I had with my mom earlier this week. I will blog it, but not explain. You may interpret as you wish.

- What are those?
- Birth control pills.
- Why do you need those?

I'm gonna get scolded for blogging about birth control pills, I know it.

July 9, 2004 10:08 AM | Haikus

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