Spider: *dangles down from ceiling*
Me: *concerned the spider might drown, blows a warning puff* Stay where you are.
Me: *leans in for a better look* You’re already missing a leg, don’t come down here.
Spider: *scrambles back up to ceiling*
I categorized this in Pests because that’s where my spider posts have always gone, but I’m starting to think I should rename this category. The use of this term is more a reflection of me than it is of them.