This is a picture I did not take of a woman riding into the sunset, dark solar shield obscuring her face, protecting her complexion from harmful UV rays, doing nothing for her brain, as she continued on, helmetless.
Thinking about this makes my poor little brain spin.
This is a picture I did not take of a man riding out of the parking lot, hi viz windbreaker, unzipped, flapping, “Look at me!” “Look at me!” “I’m a SUPERHERO!!!”.
I think I need a riding cape.
This is a picture I did not take of a woman riding down the street, past my car at the light, same time every day, with arms that say, “If I get to the station early I do overhead presses with my bike until the train arrives.”
Please don’t crush me.