Mouse vs. Mountain Dew

Extra super really glad I kicked that DMD habit.

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  1. Can they really call it diet if there’s a mouse in it? How many calories in a mouse? Are there diet mice? Was it free trade, organic, sustainable, free range mouse at least? I guess you could share it with your pet python or boa constrictor in the event of mouse inclusion.

    The mental image of a highly caffeinated boa constrictor is proving to be very amusing… Exssssssssssstreme! (say that in Cobra Commanders voice from the GI Joe cartoons)

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