Coworker: Which do you like better, cookies or donuts?
Me: Both! I like both!
Coworker: But if you had to choose…
Me, to Philz guy: What kind of donut is that?
Philz guy: It’s a cookie crumble donut.
Me: I’LL TAKE IT.
*insert JPG of Fry*
Shut up and take my money!
Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *