No ants for a week, and then I came home today to:
1. Ants in my brand spankin’ new honey bear.
2. Ants IN MY JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER!
NOBODY TOUCHES MY PEANUT BUTTER! (*#$)(*@!!!
Now you have chunky peanut butter. :-)
Indeed I do. They’re so dumb! They crawl in through the grooves (that amazes me) and then they reach the peanut butter and get stuck. Lame-Os!
But there’s nothing worse than using the bathroom, and after you are done, realizing there are ants on the toilet seat. Ewwww.
Well, except maybe finding hundreds of newborn spiders in and on your kleenex box.
Ew! Ew ew ew ew ew!
And as for the spiders …
I can’t even think about it!
aaaaugh!! hundreds of baby spiders!! now how the hell am i supposed to sleep at work today?
Do you use your Kleenex box as a pillow?
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