God, I hurt. Both of my shoulders hurt more than yesterday. When’s that Advil going to kick in? They’re more sore than any sore I’ve ever felt in my life. They’re sore even when my arms are just hanging by my side. What if my shoulders are degenerating and I really am going to be gimpy armed for the rest of my life? God, that would suck.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. Ow!
Also, my left wrist is farked. It was farked yesterday, too, but today it’s more farked than that, even. I can’t face my palm toward my face. Sucks, man.
Also, my left knee is tweaked. I tweaked it in hockey yesterday. I could tell it was tweaked when I tweaked it, but it feels like it tweaked itself more over the course of the night. That sucks too.
No physical activity for me for at least half a week. That includes apartment stuff, so my dresser isn’t gonna get built for another few days. No basketball tonight. The homies are really gonna hate me. I think tonight’s the last game of the season. I’ve played maybe half of them. I’m such a flake. If I were them I’d be jumping for joy over the fact that I’m not playing next season.
Speaking of which, I need to write my flake-mail to the team about tonight’s game…
FUCK my shoulders hurt! I just want to roll around on the floor and cry.
Waaaaah. 
In happier news, I made it into the office early today to a pot of fresh coffee, a huge bagel selection, and ooey gooey raspberry chocolate cake. That never happened when I was on my late schedule. It’s amazing how much good stuff disappears into the bellies of the morning people around here.
In confusing news, I found out that the ooey gooey raspberry chocolate cake was not baked by our motherly ofice manager. No no, she said, it was baked by someone’s girlfriend. And then she walked away and the name of that someone registered in my head and I almost fell out of my chair because I always thought he was gay. Maybe he’s bi? Maybe it’s a “girlfriend”? Maybe he’s just overly Eurpoean?
In progressive news, I bought a replacement for the desk that broke during the big move on Saturday. I put it together last night and started setting up my computer area. It’s gonna take up a whole wall. Yes, I’m proud of that, ’cause I’m a big geek.
Precious productive morning minutes are slipping away. Time to get to work!
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